Y/n was an assassin/mercenary that people only called for the most high priority targets in the most dangerous of locations, until one day lady luck wasn't on his side and he is killed and sent directly to hell.
He is quickly scooped up by the I.M...
As i sit at Mr. Shinohara's desk i take my arms off the desk and kick my feet up onto his desk crossing my legs and then my arms. " I have 3 million in cash in my desk right now, that and a deed for one of my apartment complexes, let me live and they are all your's and you and that bastard Yoshinori will never hear from me again. I'll retire and disappear never to be heard from again!" he begs, his head on his desk and his hands together begging. I let a slight chuckle out under my breath and reach into my jacket pocket, he flinches in fear. "what more do you want?!" he shouts in fear. i smirk and pull out one of my celebratory cigars, " you don't mind i use this do you?" i ask gesturing to his cigar cutter, "uh....of course not" he says looking very confused. i smile and nod to him in appreciation, i grab the golden cutter and quickly clip my cigar, i pull out my lucky zippo, twirl it around my fingers for a second and light my cigar. i take a long enjoyable inhale of the sweet tobacco and let it out, "so....are you going to let me go?" he asks looking slightly hopeful. i raise an eyebrow, " sir with all due respect do you think i flew to japan and fought through your entire security team to not finish the job and ruin my reputation as a top hit man for 3 mil and a shitty apartment building?" i question. his head slumps down in despair, he stands out of his chair walks to a globe bar, "would you like one? i'd like to spend my last moments drinking with a fellow business man" he says sadly while pouring himself a drink. " of course, i may be a killer sir but i am not without reason" i answer with respect in my voice. " what's your poison" he asks smiling slightly. " i'll let you decide sir, surprise me" i smile. he fixes me whatever he made for himself and walks over to me handing me the glass. he raises his glass to mine and clinks it, " to good business" " to good business" we both say. i slowly down my drink as he takes a sip of his own and walks to the large window overlooking the city. "I've never feared my own death my whole life and now....now that it's here that won't change. It will be quick yes? " he says puffing up his chest while looking at the city. i walk over to him and place on his shoulder, "of course sir, anything you'd like to say before?" i ask softly. he shakes his head no, while he's looking at the city a slowly pull out my right 1911 and place it on the back of his heading aiming slightly upward so the bullet will go through the top of his, so he can have an open casket, as i pull the trigger i hear him let out a long sigh which is silenced by a loud BANG.
Mr. Shinohara's body falls over dead as i take another drag of my cigar, nod my head in respect to him and turn around, only to see a slender cloaked figure standing in the entrance way. " well weren't you kind to him," the figure says in a feminine Russian accent. "well Natalia, i like to let my targets live out their final moments as they wish out of respect. "i say. She removes her her cloak and smirks at me, "know why I'm here?" she asks bluntly
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"I'm guessing hmmm, Mr. Yoshinori doesn't need any lose ends something like that?" i ask while stroking my scruffy beard. She smiles evilly and pulls out her signature two combat axes " yes Mr. Yoshinori doesn't need you in the way, but i got an added bonus from your dear friend Mr. Von Hammersmark to knock you out and to deliver you somewhere " she laughs. "guess that damn kraut wants to do me in himself aye?" i ask slightly irked at my " friends" betrayal. I knew that fucker would pull some shit like this one day but never figured it'd be on the job, "tch, well come get some Smirnoff" i smirk as i pull out my last weapons , my two leg sheathed knives and took my fighting stance as did she. She spins at me slashing her axes from the top down, i quickly dodge and slash at her leg but miss by just an inch. I stop myself from tumbling over and spin around to see her going for another attack, i throw a knife which lodges itself in her shoulder, she gasps in pain but doesn't stop her incoming attack, she slashes at me and as i roll away only to stop midway to see that her ax had missed my foot but pinned it to the ground. " gotcha fucker" she smirks. She spins again and brings her ax down to the floor as i dodge to the left, " you and those damn spins Natalia" i laugh as i kick her away with my free foot, i quickly tear the ax that had me pinned to the floor out and launched it at her which she slaps away with her other ax to see leaping after her in a spinning kick, launching her into the wall
