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My friends tits are offensive to EM

So, basic information: Me and my best friends where in a beach, just chilling. One thing I need to inform is that my best friend is on the big breasted side of the spectrum. So, like any big breasted woman, bikinis are a nightmare to her, she always is stared at, and that makes she really uncomfortable. Now to the story.

Me and her where in a more secluded part of the beach, we had swam and we decided to sit a bit. When we come back to our chairs a family has settled down near us. The mom was in her late 30's and the dad was in his early 50's, they had a child with them, a nineish years old boy. We didn't pay mind to them, we just sit on our chairs and talk for a bit, I noticed the dad of the family looking at my friend but paid no mind. I decide to pick something to drink, there was a bar nearby, I asked my friend if she wanted something, she asked me for a lemonade. I go to the bar and se the EM coming near me. I waited in the line, until EM comes to talk to me. EM: Entitled Mother Me: ... A unicorn.

EM: "Hi, I saw that you and your friend are nearby me and my family" I just nodded to her.

"I think your friend is really beautiful, but she is showing too much cleavage" I looked at her, trying to think what to respond to this.

Me:Well, she can't be faulted for being born with big breasts can her?" She looked at me like she was expecting me to agree with her.

EM:"Well she could not use a bikini that small" She said with a somewhat annoyed voice.

Me: " She can do whatever she wants lady" She become red at that, I don't think that this woman has ever heard someone disagree with her before.

EM:"She is looking like a slut! My child will be traumatized!" I looked back to where my friend is sitting, I have a clear view of her and the EM's family. Her child is doing sand castles, a cute view I might add, and her husband is starring hard at my friend who was passing sunscreen at the time. So, the problem was not her child, it was her husband.

Me:"Well I can't do much lady, now please leave me alone" Finally it was my turn, so I pick my drinks and ignore the EM. She wasn't happy about it though.

EM:"Don't you dare ignore me young man, I'm not finished" I just look at her and took a sip of my drink before saying.

Me:"Lady, your kid isn't even looking at my friend, your husband in other hand..." I pointed at her husband who was staring at my friend with hungry eyes. She looked shocked, and just starting walk to her husband, I go to my friend, gave her drink and sit beside her, watching the wife furious whispers to her husband. Not long after, my friend and I decided to leave.

I didn't tell my friend about the crazy lady, she has confidence issues enough. At least I didn't see this family ever again.

- u/ImAllergicToFish