It's the president cult. And behind them in this scrawny ass dude with a weird ass haircut. He's smoking weed, while saying, "POT EQUAL BAD GRR DRUG BAD"
I um ok lol. I look over at Ronald, who was licking the grass. His eyes sparkle when he sees the twig. "ME LOVE WEED LOLOLOLOL!" Screams Ronald.
The blonde dude yells back, "LOL LOL IF ANYONE ASK IT BAD LOLOL WANT FRICK."
"NO" whispers Ronald.
"I NEVER ASKED FOR SEX HOE EQUAL BAD!!"
"SUCK MY PP!" Yells Brenden who was mining for gold and then eating it.
"THREESOME LOL XD!" Ronald yells as he runs like a fairy.
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I look as Assly, who looked disgusted. She whispered to me, "I shat my pants" I look down an she did. A large sticky mess. George Washington takes off her pants and wraps it around his head, slowly licking her pants.
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Then Ronald rolls to me. "SUCK ME PP XD XD!"
"oem nar bro you look crustæ"
"GRR WHAT THE HELL BREADSTICK I AINT WANT NO GIRL COUT COOKE!"
i start to turn around and get away from him, his stench is starting to get to me.
i look over and see Ethan climbing up a wall, I don't know how. he climbs up really high, probably 50 feet high, wow. He then jumps down yelling, "MAY THE POWER OF PP COMPEL YOU!" I quickly shut my eyes, not wanting to see ethan die, but when I open them, he's flying. W O W
everyone gets in a large circle chanting "PP" it goes on for about 6 hours, until finally we float. "PP POWER XD SLÜRP" we all chant.
What a good ass day.
We all float around in the sky. It's very uwu. Until I see an ugly ass rat. E w w. O e m it's all the thots together. Into one mega thot.
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