day in the life of a koreaboo

•1• FREAKING RESTRAING ORDER

I woke up from my bed. Hopped off my bed. Walked away from my bed. Looked at my bed. "What a shmexy bed.", I thought.

"KAREN!", mom screamed from the downstairs. Aish, what an amkae.

"I ONLY RESPOND TO Y/N-SSI, EOMMANI!", I screamed back at the insignificant cow downstairs. I heard her sigh loudly. Hah, babo-ssi.

I put on BEAUTIFUL makeup, even though I didn't shower, brush my teeth, or put clothes on.

I squealed in excitement. "ㅋㅋ, it's time to go to school!".

"Hmm, I wonder if Jungguk oppa will like this new mini skirt?", I tapped my chin c u t e l y as I wondered what he would think.

sChOoL tImE bOiS

I walked with my best friend, Jennie, to school arm in arm.

"Why are you touching me? I don't even know you!"

"Aish, Eonni! Always forgetting! You have amnesia, I'm your caregiver!"

"I'm pretty sure I don't."

"Of course you wouldn't eonni-ah, you forget everything!", I stated the obvious with a giggle. "I'm not your eonni! I don't even know you, and I don't even speak Korean!", her delusional self kept rambling which quite annoyed me. Aish, this babo.

"Eonni-ah, hajima! You're my bestest friend. We sarang each other.". "GET OFF M-" I a c c i d e n t a l l y pinched the fats of her arm, turning them white. "Oops hehe!", I showed her an adorable aegyo expression. She obviously giggled. She was so happy she started to tear up a bit. I'm so daebak

cLaSs tImE bOiS

I sat between Jungguk oppa and Jennie eonni. I was going to hand him my perfectly written love note that I took all night writing.

Before giving him it, I wrote a heart on the back as my token of love for him.

He read it with a look of...gratefulness? And handed me a note back.

we're not even dating?!
HOW CAN WE END IT IF NOTHING EVER STARTED?!
AISH OPPA!!

"OPPA HAJIMA! YOU'RE BEING AN AMKAE!", I slammed the desk with both hands and started breathing heavily. "You're such a jerk!"

"당신은 모든 사람의 소중한 시간을 낭비하고 있습니다..."

"Mwo?", I couldn't understand fluent Korean but Jungguk was a master at him. Probably because he just transferred from Busan but whatever.

Suddenly, cool dramatic anime music started playing randomly in the background. You know? The ones they play before the cool badash gives a speech about fighting to the enem- wae mwo?!

"Before you start swearing at people, assuming they don't understand the language, stop and remember this speech. For starters, I'm not your oppa. I'm younger than you. Second of all, stop trying to speak the language if you don't know it or you're just going to disrespect it. You look stupid, disrespectful, and cringey. Third of all, stop acting like you know all the Korean people in school. Stop trying to be Asian. You're heritage is amazing and you should be proud. Fourth of all, I'M GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER YOIT!", before I could even try to wipe my teary eyes, oppa had dallyeo. (Listen to GoGo by BTS 🥺😌)

"WAE OPPA?!"