SWD Obey me crack fan fiction: into the nutshell world! [Easy mode]

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Since I did my work load for the next three years, I'm again free.

And again the star hunting is up.

But of course since I know this already.

I have come prepared.

I ONCE AGAIN RUNAWAY FROM HOME.

But of course no Asmo this time.

Ahahaha you guys curious how I shuu him off me?

Will I'm already crazy talking to someone in my mind then I'll tell you.

<—the reason.

Eve was created, the bride of Adam.
Asmo was looking at the human woman as father says that she was to be the wife of Adam.

"What is wife...?"

He ask as he still stay in his baby state and talk like a normal kid and other don't know because he never talk like normal person in front of them except for me.

"...they are the life long partners, always stay together and love each other's." I said in a way I'm not spoiling anything.

"Life long partners?"

He seems charmed by the topic and so I explain deeper and simple way. Then the result was both my nightmare and dream.

Days later.

"Big bro Marry me!!!"
"No marry me!"
"No!!!Nee-San will marry me!"

Two kids sworn over me as I relax in the garden thinking about my free draws in my games and all then they all come shoving different kind of rings in front of my face.

"Ow! Don't shove it to my eyes Levi!"

"I want big bro to see mine and see me as a wife."

"Pfff—pew what!?" I Almost choke on my Saliva and look at the purple haired normie that keep shoving a ring to my eyes!!! "Ok where did you two hear it?"

"We heard about it!"

They both said.

Wep this seems like an amazing thing for many but being called a pedo is different ok?

It's ok if it's their adult self but ehh they like so young than me—if I'm right on their age I mean.

"Mwwee!! Twu!!"

Asmo says as he give me flower ring.

"Ok kids, you should know that there are legal age of being married as well babies aren't even pass that standard as teenager as well."

I said that to them
I later then get insulted of how they become much taller than me again.

"You can marry us now right...?" The three who now have the same height they have when they are in their demon form says at me who was haft this size.

"Yeah...no."me who runaway right away like a ninja.

Present MC—>
"That's my story..." I ended my tale to Barbatos after I drink another sip of his delicious tea.

"Hmm..." he nodded as he pour me another cup.the prince was not here because his one his one of the many study lesson at the moment and I'm in the living room.

"Oh that's right how did you know about the star event if it wasn't even announce the date yet?"

"Pff that's simple I know the future!"