SWD Obey me crack fan fiction: into the nutshell world! [Easy mode]

20k special request: lucifer x MC

"Look who's a cute baby~?!" I look at my beautiful baby boy who's look was like his handsome sadistic father. "Heehee~"

"The He—" I was about to curse when I felt my hair getting pulled by its roots when this adorable little sadist pull my oh so beautiful hair with this tiny hand.

"Ahem. I mean ouch." But then again I can't curse even this is the devildom because I'm being watch by my—shoot! Why the heck are you glaring at me!?

"Your mouth aren't for kids huh..." He smirk at me after glaring at me.  " let me hold him." He was about to hold my dear cute adorable baby demon when his Luxurious coat was coated by a barf which was cause by the little trouble maker.

"...pfft."

"Not a single word." He hiss but sigh as he remove his coat of course he did it slow motion which made me drool in the sight of and I don't even notice my son was pulling my fabulous hair just to get my attention and acknowledgement after his 'good deed' he just did.

Damn ikemen is still an ikemen no matter what huh?

I watch him with sparkling background and the wind seems to come from nowhere as his hair wave and slowly waved along with the mysterious wind.

He slowly approaches me and his slender and beautiful finger tilt my chin.

"Your drooling."

Then he broke the moment. The background disappear and I'm piss.

"IM NOT!" Through I said that I wipe the corner of my mouth Because I'm just making sure which I'm right. "See!?" While I prove my point which he only chuckle at made me red from anger and turn around and look at the adorable baby shouta....the baby name is nickname shouta ok? Because his dear father don't want me to name him shouta! By shouta, I mean Shoutacon lol, Ahahaha I mean it's not worse name I can think of because there like many ikemen names that I would like to give the name to

"I will never question why your misunderstood to be under Asmo division."

"Because I'm fabulous?" I look at him with expectation.

"Hmm your both narcissistic about yourselves."

"..."

Why did I married this punk again?

Right... will let's just get divorce!

"You don't actually thinking of divorce again—are you my dear wife?" But then again this punk is tapeworm who knows me to well.

"W-what? Of course not!" I don't meet his eyes as I told him this but rather at Baby shouta and at the door. Debating what's the easy escape.

"My brothers seems unoccupied those days—how about we left this lad on his uncles? And we can make him a little siblings...?" Yet he knows me to will that he manage to block my escape with his hand circle around my waist. Whispering words through my ears with his hot ikemen Voice.

Damn if I don't live with this guy for years I would have fainted!

"N-no!" I blush and tried to remove his captivity on me.

"Hmm..." he smirk at me before he take out his DDD and hit Mammon number and call for him so he could babysit our baby.

Really is it right to let mammon do the job?' I thought as I was dragged to our bedroom while looking at mammon teaching my cute little baby how to earn money without needing to work...you know steal stuff.