earth-chan's ninja (Super Slow Updates)

7

Naruto and earth-chan were training when Anbu Cat appeared in a shushin.

Cat: naruto, earth-chan, a council meeting has been called and they won't you to be there.

Earth-chan already knew what they wanted, but naruto didn't.

Earth-chan: we'll be there!

Naruto nodded.

Naruto: ok cat-nee

Cat disappeared in a leaf twister.

Naruto and earth-chan looked at each other and said at the same time.

Naruto and earth-chan: want to get some ramen?

Both of them dropped to the floor laughing.

One ramen meal later.

Council meeting chamber..

Civilian nobody 1: where are they.

Sakura's mother: now, now give them a couple a minutes. ( so you know sakura's mother is not a bitch in this and was also one of kushina's friend )

Homura and kohrua were about to have an anbu go get them, when the earth started to shake and a pillar of wood appeared in the middle of the room and started to burn in the form of kurama aka the kyuubi. When it was over, there stood naruto and earth-chan in their new ninja outfits.

Naruto: yo!

Earth-chan was giggling and somewhere kakashi was eye-smiling and fist pumping the air.

Danzo: Now that you are here, the girl will be put in the CRA to produce more like her... before he can finish.

The earth really started shaking. Then earth-chan appeared beside him and whispered in his ear and danzo paled to the shade of orochimaru ( pedonaru) .

Everyone was wondering what she said to him.

Danzo: never mind, maybe we should put naruto in the CRA instead.

The clan-heads were thinking about it but they were scared of earth-chan, well hisashi was thinking.

Hisashi thoughts: Hinata is fixing to go yandere over this.

Not knowing that she and earth-chan already talked about it.

Tsunade was thinking: nobody better not hurt my surrogate little brother.

Omake.

Earth-chan whispering: don't even think about it , or I'm gonna rip that arm of and shove it so far up your ass , that you'll need a crane to get it out. Also I'll rip out that sharigan out and burn it to ashes.

(Like I said she can be a yandere! )

Earth-chan: also danzo, I'm immune to all justu.

She turns around leaving danzo very pale and needing a new pair of pants.

The end