Dare #5 - How To Cook A Turkey

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Willowtri - Umm, go to school MEOW, class MEOW.

(MEOW = Blank Space because of safety reasons/personal info.)

-Takes place on Thanksgiving Day-

Alice: OM NOM NOM NOM. *Is eating tons of sweet potato pie* Mmf?

Anastasia: This better not be a dare on Turkey day. *Picks up fists full of mashed potatoes*

Twilight: *Stops in mid bite and reads the dare* NOOOOOOOOO!

Alice and Anastasia: What?!

Twilight: We... we... x_x

Anastasia: OH MY. *Reads dare*

Alice: *Reads dare as well* 0_o *Picks up a random chainsaw* I WILL CHOP THIS SCHOOL IN HALF! Oof! *Drops the chainsaw, which is apparently gigantic to her*

Twilight: Well... a dare is a dare. EVEN THOUGH THERE'S NO SCHOOL TODAY! ;-;

Alice: HUHEHEHEHEHHEAAAAAAAAAH! *Flies out the window*

TEN MINUTES LATER...

Twilight: GO, CLOUD, GO! [They're riding a taxi cloud to school] WE'RE ALMOST THERE! HOLD ON TIGHT!

Anastasia and Alice: AAAAAAAAAH!

Cloud: SCREEEETCH! *Stops in front of school*

Twilight: Welcome to my nightmare, folks!

Alice: It's scary... and dark.

Twilight: It's twelve 'till 7, what did you expect, magical rainbows and flying unicorns?

Alice and Anastasia: Yes.

Twilight: -_- Let's go. *Breaks through a window and enters the keyboard classroom to find the keyboard teacher inside* CATS.

Anastasia: BUAH!

Alice: MEH! *Splashes keyboard teacher with water and opens the exit door* Go go go!!!

All of them: *Runs out the doors like maniacs*

Keyboard teacher: 0_0

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Twilight: Here we are! *Jiggles the doorknob to the classroom but finds that it's locked*

Anastasia: *Rolls up sleeves* I got this. *Punches her way inside*

MEANWHILE...

Security Guard: *Stares at the the surveillance camera TVs in disbelief as he watches the three break into the classroom* Terrorists! RING THE SECURITY ALARMS!

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Twilight: *Stares inside the classroom in disbelief as they watch a random teacher teach some of the kids in class how to cook a turkey*

Alice: :O TEACH ME!

Twilight: Why is a teacher in here? School is out!

Anastasia: THIS IS A MATH CLASS!

Teacher: Welcome, students! Have a seat! *Pushes them into empty seats*

Twilight: *Sees Willowtri near the front of the classroom* Willowtri! WILLOWTRI! Why did you dare us to do this?!

Willowtri: Because of the lessons.

Alice, Anastasia, and Twilight: 0_0

Teacher: ....step 5, shove the turkey in the oven, as so... *Shoves the turkey in a random oven* And it should be ready in... DING! Right now! *Takes a beaten up turkey out of the oven*

Random Student: IT'S ALIVE! *Runs out the door*

Twilight: Okay, let's go. *Drags Alice and Anastasia out of the room*

Willowtri: Wait for me!

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Twilight: Now THIS place is much awesomer. If that's even a word. *Knocks door down to the Computer Lab*

Alice and Anastasia: OOOOOOOOH.

Alice: Shiny. *Pokes a computer screen*

Willowtri: YES! *Turns on a computer*

Twilight: YAY! *Rolls around on the floor*

Alice and Anastasia: 0_0 *Fire alarm goes off*

Twilight: ACK! OMIGOSH OMIGOSH- *Three muscular dudes with mustaches burst into the room* RUN FOR IT! *They all jump out the window*

Two Of The Guards: *Jumps through the window after them*

The Other Guard: WAIT! What's the Netflix password?!

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Willowtri: Quick! This way! *Climbs up a tree*

Anastasia: I CAN'T CLIMB!

Twilight: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FISH! HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WHOLE SCHOOL BEFORE?!

Anastasia: PEER PRESSURE!

Twilight: THAT MAKES NO SENCE!

Alice: THEY'RE COMING!

Anastasia: *Flops her way up the tree*

Alice and Twilight: XD *Climbs up the tree, Alice flying up it*

Anastasia and Twilight: I MISS TURKEY DAY!

Guard #1: Where did they go?!

Guard #2: *Sniffs the air and grins* Up this here tree. *Taps the tree*

Alice, Anastasia, Twilight, and Willowtri: *Holds breath*

Guard #2: *Climbs up the tree and pulls out a little boy and girl* Got 'em!

The Four: PHEW!

Guard #1 and #2: ?

Alice: FLY FOR IT!

Anastasia: FOR THE TURKEY!

Teacher: I know how to cook a turkey!

Everyone: AAAAAH!

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