Dare #7 - PFUDOR

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WARNING: Super long chapter filled with awesomeness!

MoonShineFeray - a dare for twi:
i dare u to go to the PFUDOR kingdom and ride a PFUDOR

Twilight: *Steals Pinkie Pie's party cannon* WOOOOO! BEAT THAT, PEOPLE! *Jams to PFUDOR music and blasts party cannon*

Alice: VWJWJEODVWOAUDBZNEOEGXOSJJBDOWIYEIRJTHFNDOW WHY HER?!

Anastasia: *Sits back lazily drinking soda and watching TV* Eh.

Alice and Twilight: EH?!

Anastasia: Yeah. Just eh. Now, can you guys keep it down? They're up to the part in the show where Spongebob and Sandy defeats this big monster thing in the Krusty Krab that apparently-

Twilight: *Runs out the door* FLUFFLEPUFF, HERE I COME!!!

Alice: *Secretly follows Twilight*

1 HOUR LATER

Twilight: OH MY HANS THE MINECRAFT NOOB. *Is looking up at a giant castle made of clouds and rainbows* THIS IS AMAZING!

-The castle is so large, you cannot see the tip of it. All around her there are rainbows with PFU dancing all over them, all in different shades of pink.  In a nearby school, Twilight Sparkle teaches students attending Flufflepuff Academy how to describe a PFUDOR (another version of ELA, I guess), and FlufflePuff teaches students how to dance properly on a rainbow. (Dance classes) Queen Chrysalis is the lunch lady.-

Alice: *Sees Flufflepuff Academy* I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE! *Signs up to attend classes in the school for a day*

MEANWHILE...

Twilight: *Wanders around the castle* Okay,  I have one important mission: Ride a PFUDOR. But where do I ride one? *Enters the throne room*

Pink fluffy Nyan Cats dancing on rainbows...

Twilight: Huh? *Sees Nyan Cat sitting on the throne* NYAN CAT! HI!

Nyan Cat: Nyan! :3

Twilight: Wow, this is awesome... hey, can I, um, ride one of your fluffy unicorn subjects?

Nyan Cat: =) Nyan nyan nyan nyan! *Flicks tail toward a door with iron bars on it* :3

Twilight: *Stares at door* Uhh... thanks? *Goes down the stairs and finds a ton of dissheveled PFUnicorns in cages*

PFU #1: PFFFT! *Blows raspberries*

PFU #2: *Blows even more raspberries* PFFF PF PFFT PFFT!!!

PFU #3: *Panicks and tries to bust her way out of the cage*

Twilight: *Smiles thoughtfully* Hm...  which one should I choose?

PFU #2: PFF PFF PFFFT! *Blows raspberries frantically*

Twilight: :D THIS ONE! *Takes out PFU #2 out of it's cage*

All of the other PFU: *Blows raspberries in protest*

PFU #2: *Blows raspberries and points at one specific cage* Pfft pfft!

Twilight: Ooh, pretty! - There's a glittery pink fluffy alicorn with golden hooves, purple tiara, and with the looks of Princess Celestia in the cage with a flowing purple mane and tail-

PFAlicorn: Twilight! You must help us! Nyan Cat has taken over the PFUDOR kingdom!

Twilight: 0_0 How do you know my name?

Princess FluffleShine: I am Princess FluffleShine, daughter of Queen FluffleWish and ruler of this land!

Twilight: *Mutters* Nyan Cat is the ruler...

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 18, 2015 ⏰

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