house of D I R T

fuckin, pardon?

the only thing i see in that room is baby gooby bleeding out from his stomach and danny there, with a knife and blood on his hands. "holy shit-" i try and say but danny comes and runs over to me, covered in blood from his hands to the middle of his stomach. the blood is still very fresh so when he hugs me after running it falls all onto me. no, it wasn't a what did i just do type of hug it was more like i want you to be the one who did this so here is the blood type hug. the throws the knife down at me feet and runs over to the drawer to get a new shirt, one that isn't covered in blood. i'm still in shock so i literally can't move. i caught danny in the act. i FUCKING caught him killing- i hear the front door open and i know, it's drew.

"hey kurtis where's danny? he said he needed a new shirt cause he didn't like the one he was wearing. i heard screaming so i- HOLY SHIT!" i hear drew say as he open the door to the bedroom. he sees the blood on me, gooby still bleeding out, and the knife that is right at my feet. "i-i-i-" was all he could say. i see danny smile a small bit but stops right away. drew breaks away from his trance and walks right up to my face. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU WHORE! HES A CHILD W-WHY WOULD YOU F-FUCKING DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS-" he screams.

"fucking pardon?!" i ask him. "why the hell would i kill your fucking child?! it was danny! he did it!" i say. it was the truth but drew failed to even listen to me.

"shut the hell up. and leave before i call the police. your a 'friend' or at least you where. and i don't want to see you in a cell. just LEAVE!" drew screams and i see the tears stream down his face.

"FUCKING PARDON?!" i ask again. "I DIDNT DO IT! I JUST SAID!!! DANNY FUCKING KILLED BABY GOOBY! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY BUT WHEN I WALKED IN I WAS HIS COVERED IN BLOOD WITH A KNIFE OVER GOOBY AND THEN HE RAN UP TO ME AND RUBBED THE BLOOD ALL OVER ME!"

"it's one thing to do this.... but to LIE and say that DANNY did it?! that's even lower then what you did." he says again.

"as i keep saying... FUCKING PARDON!!!!!!!!" i've had enough of of this. if you won't believe me.. fine... but just know, you're living in the same house as someone who has KILLED. he even killed your child. so... thank you for letting me stay. but i'll go now." i walk out of the room and grab my small pile of stuff including my phone and a carton of chocolate milk. and walk out of the house.

i have no where to go... so i do the only rational thing, go to jackie's. i knock on the door and there's no answer. fuck. after a minute of crying near her door i decide on the next good thing. dolphin mhan.

i mean, he said we could meet up for drinks and talk about stuff so this is kinda a good time. i take out my phone and go to the contact named "dolphin😌🥺✌️❤️😂🥵" and hit call. it rings 2 times before i hear a soothing voice on the other side of the line. "hey kurtis. whatcha need? wanna finally go out for drinks?" he asks me through the phone. it's like he can read my mine.

i tell him to meet me at "life hack: the coffee shop" in 10 minutes. he agrees and actually sounds happy to see me in person. i grab my small stack of stuff that was on the ground next to me and start my way to the coffee shop.

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some time passes and i finally get there. the only other people in there were a couple, a 12 year old girl, and a blonde man. i figure it's not the 12 year old girl who dolphin mhan is also i walk in and plop myself across from the blonde man. he doesn't look like a creepy pedophile, he actually looks around my age. i figured someone who sounded so good on the phone could not possible look the part too. but, here i am. sitting across from the most attractive man i have ever laid eyes on.

before i can say anything he starts to talk. "kurtis, right? wow you look just as cute as you sounded on the phone!" he says to me. i feel myself heat up like a microwave and i try and cover my face. "i-its dolphin mhan... if you didn't  guess that..." he seems nervous... why would he be!? he's the most handsome man ever, calm down a bit.

"i knew that you where dolphin mhan..." i try and say. "i didn't expect you to look as good as you sounded-" WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT. his eyes widen a bit at the comment but he smiles a bit. you can really see him sea blue eyes in the sunlight. but, you can probably see them miles away with how radient they are. i catch myself looking at him like a fool so i stop myself.

"so... i came here to ask you something... and to also tell you some things." i say. he nods, letting me know to continue. "well... drew gave birth to the child he named it gooby. we went home with gooby and drew and danny wanted to go out for a date. when i heard something from the room where gooby was... danny was standing over him with a knife... and he was ALL bloody.."

"oh shit-" dolphin says back to me.

"well, danny ran over to me and rubbed... all the blood onto me.. he also threw the knife at my feet. drew came back and all he saw was me with gooby's blood all over me and a knife at my feet.. drew accused me of doing it. i told him a bunch of times that I didn't do it DANNY did it. but of course, he didn't listen. they kicked me out and now here's where the question is.."

dolphin still has that shocked look on his face but he seems interested.

"do you think i could stay at your place for a bit... i mean, it would also be really good when we need to stay up late some nights and research things about danny and all that. but if it's not okay it's perfectly fine i-"

dolphin puts his pointer finger to my lips causing me to stop. "calm down kurtis.. you can stay with me for as long as you need. why don't we go to my place... that 12 year old keep stairing at me and i don't like it." he says to me.

we both stand up and he grabs my one bag for me. i grab my wawa carton of chocolate milk and we make our way to dolphins place..

bad day... but not too bad. i sort of smile and dolphin smiles back at me. not too bad.

author note: i like kind of tried to make it readable for this chapter but it's still actual shit. but i mean, thanks for reading it i guess :)