Toxic Romantic

Insanity

Harley Quinn
Poison Ivy

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Being a villain in Gotham wasn't anything new. There were bad people all around the city. Super or not. Being a good villain though, was something completely different. You couldn't just walk the alleys of Gotham and claim you were bad. You had to prove it. You had to mark your territory. After all, villains had enemies too.

That's how Jimin found Taehyung. Jimin was hunting one of those super guys, Robin or Nightwing or whoever the guy was he couldn't really remember. He only was doing the job because Jungkook asked so nicely and told him he would get a nice reward if Jimin caught him a baby bird.

So Jimin set up a perfect trap, setting up a trip wire that he would lead the bird in and knock him out before bring him to Jungkook. He almost had him too. The superhero was a step away backing into the wire before a vine wrapped around his ankle. He was pulled into the air and thrown to the wall, completely knocked out.

Jimin looked up from his position in shock.

"Hey what's it to ya ? That bird was mine !" Jimin shouted. He glared at the figure that showed himself. A fiery red head with bright green eyes wearing dark green ivy leaf shorts and a matching shirt. Talk about tacky, Jimin thought. 

"Oh really ? He seemed open game to me." The boy said smirking. "But if you really want him...come get him."

Jimin glared at the taller. He walked to stand across from him, his giant hammer scraping against the ground as he did so.

"You're messing with the wrong one salad boy." Jimin said and the taller looked offended.

"It's ivy you stupid blonde. I'll show you what happens to those who offend me." The boy said and raised his hands to shoot out vines. A bunch of them flung at Jimin but the other wasn't fazed. He jumped up, swinging his hammer back before slamming it down crushing the plants. Jimin wasted no time, he ran along the ivy, laughing as he pulled his hammer back again and going full blow at the taller. 

"Take that you meanie." Jimin cried as he sung again. He was met with a puff of smoke hitting his face. Inhaling it, Jimin coughed. A vine wrapped around his leg, dangling him in the air.

"Meanie ? Is that the best you could come up with ?" The boy asked. He took a step towards Jimin, their faces inches apart. "You're pretty cute for someone so reckless."

"What did you do to me ?" Jimin gasped, his head felt fuzzy.

"Oh you'll be fine. Just something to slow you down." The boy said. "I'll be taking the bat boy though."

"No." Jimin cried. Jungkook would be so upset if he lost their prize. He wouldn't loose to some guy like this. Shaking away the fuzziness, Jimin punched the other in the face. The boy immediately curled in on himself and his vines loosened making Jimin fall. He crashed into the ground but brushed it off as he tried to stand up. His world was moving and he could see three of the boy but he didn't care. That bat was his.

"You hit me !" The boy said shocked.

"Wow maybe you're dumber than I am." Jimin laughed as the taller punched him back.

"Harder I barely felt that." Jimin said and the taller looked at him oddly.

"You're insane." He said.

"The best way to live wouldn't you think ? Now leave or I'll really hurt you." Jimin said. He could barely pinpoint out of the multiple boys he was seeing, which one was the actual one but he would hit all three if he needed. 

It was silent for a moment before the boy started laughing. Jimin paused at that. Did he say something funny ?

"You're crazy." The boy giggled. "I'm crazy too. I think I might like you." 

"Really ?" Jimin blinked.

"Yeah. You seem like you'd...understand." The guy said. "I'm Taehyung by the way. But many call me Ivy."

"Jimin. But all the goodie two shoes call me Quinn." Jimin said.

"Call I call you Ji ? Or Minnie ?"

"As long as I can call you Tae."

"Deal." 

They went to shake hands but Jimin reached to the wrong figure making Taehyung laughed.

"Here." Taehyung said, casually grabbing Jimin's arm and injecting a serum into him. Jimin blinked as his world suddenly went right.

"Wha-what was that ?" Jimin asked.

"An antitoxin. If we're going to be friends, we need to be friends for a long time. You'll be immune to toxins but it might give you some other benefits." Taehyung said.

"Like what ?"

"Why don't we find out." Taehyung said and used his vines to bring the knocked out bat boy towards them. He threw him at Jimin who instinctively caught him.

"Woah." Jimin said holding the heavy guy up with one hand. He slammed him to the ground. "Oops." He giggled and Taehyung laughed as well.

"Did you make this ?" Jimin asked. "The serum ?" Taehyung nodded. "How ?"

"I have a pHD in botany." Taehyung grinned.

"Cool. I have a M.D too." Jimin said. 

"Guess no matter how smart you are, you can still submit to insanity." Taehyung said a bit sadly and Jimin looked at him. Yeah, he thinks, they'll be good friends.