Toxic Romantic

A Heartache

Batman
Catman
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Namjoon knew that protecting Gotham would be hard. No one said that being a hero was easy. But no one also said it was this annoying as well. He had so many bad guys to put in check but only a handful of them were true problems. Or well headaches.

The Joker and Quinn were his top two. The Joker always finding a way to destroy and escape with a giggling Quinn by his side. Then there was Ivy. That boy was dangerous and his powers grew daily. It didn't help the fact that he fed on men like they were  flies in his trap. Though those three were pestering little brats, the most bothering and head nauseating had to be that stupid cat.

"Meow someone is angry."

Speaking of the devil.

"What do you want ?" Namjoon asked. He didn't have time to be talking to this diamond thief when other, more dangerous villains were creeping around. 

"Oh is that how you're going to be ? To me of all people bat ? I'm offended." Cat Man said as he stalked slowly around Namjoon.

"I just don't have time for you. Go find some mice to play with." Namjoon said.

"Funny." Cat Man said as he took a long stride towards Namjoon. They were close now and Namjoon kept his guard up. "Cats like birds too you know. Especially beautiful, black birds." 

Namjoon gripped at the claw that dared to trail down his chest.

"Seokjin please."

"Begging me already birdie ? Why I haven't even gotten started yet." Seokjin said but Namjoon wasn't having it as he slammed Seokjin to the wall. Two could play at that game as Seokjin wrapped his slim legs around Namjoon before flipping them to the ground.

"Why do you keep messing with me ?" Namjoon asked.

"You look delicious bird. I just want a taste." Seokjin said leaning in but Namjoon stopped him.

"You've had a taste." Namjoon said and Seokjin rolled his eyes.

"I want more. You could even thank me for saving you from those two kittens the other day." Seokjin said.

"You mean thank me because you almost died." Namjoon said.

"I have eight extra lives to spare." Seokjin said. "I could waste one on you."

"Don't-"

"Coming in this is Robin. We have an explosion near Arkham."

Namjoon sighed as Seokjin slid off of him.

"Sounds fun." Seokjin said.

"Don't. You stay here." Namjoon said.

"Who are you to tell me what to do ?" Seokjin asked crossing his arms. 

"Please." Namjoon said making Seokjin pause. "Stay here where it's safe." And then he was gone.

If Namjoon thought Seokjin was a headache then Seokjin could definitely call the younger a heartache.