Count Duckula x Reader

A Perfect Vampire Part 1

Dr. Von Goosewings POV
"Where am I? Ah! I am back at my home! But my creation? Is she still at the castle of Count Duckula?!", I got up from my bed and looked at the horrible castle. "Makes me sick just looking at it. Doh! My head is hurting and I have a bump!" I quickly got some coffee with milk. I took a sip and felt something off. I was turned into a vampire! "I must drink blood right away! I know where to get it!" I flew my blimp to the castle as fast as I can before I went back to normal!

"What happened? I vas a vampire?! But how?" I then saw a container that had my patented carpet stain remover. "I was turned into a vampire from this little thing? Oh the shame! Wait! If I was a vampire, what can this do to a regular vampire?! I must be stealthy on this, aha! I will go down there to put into a drink. Hopefully my little von doesn't drink it!"

I dropped beside the castle and saw a milk bottle. Perfect! I poured some of the stain remover and hid in a bush. I see my creation, (Y/N) carry it into the castle.

Your POV
I went out to get the milk bottle from outside. Count Duckula wanted some cereal and I wanted to fetch him the milk. I went back in the castle and saw him ready for his milk. "Hello, my sweet," he greeted me. I smiled as I poured in the milk. "Hello, my love." I kissed him on the cheek. Igor was beside me and rolled his eyes at our affection. I know he wants Count Duckula to be a proper vampire, whatever that means. I simply ignored Igor and put the milk in the refrigerator. I went back to Duckulas and my bedroom to tidy up a bit.

Count Duckulas POV
"Isn't she the greatest, Igor?," I said as I took a bite of my cereal. "Quite, my lord." "This cereal is good, but I must admit the milk is a tad weird tasting." Igor shrugged and we heard a loud bang! "What's that, Igor?" "Ah my lord, Nanny was dusting off the castle," Igor said. "Ah! Of course. And when Nanny dusts off the castle it stays dusted and-" I began to feel funny and choke a bit before falling out of my seat.

Igors POV
My lord fell out of his chair, I assumed in a funny way like he always is. But something was off. He started to growl. "Sir? Sir? Are you alright?," I asked before he reached onto the table and stared at me with red eyes. "Alright?! Alright?! Do I look alright?!" My goodness! "My, my lord, you better than I have ever seen you!"

"Blood! I need blood! I must have blood, my fangs tingle to be biting necks!", He said looking around the room. I was very proud of my hard work on teaching him how to become a proper vampire "Have pity! Have pity! All my good work has not been in vain. My dreams have come true!" Count Duckula grabbed me by the collar of my shirt, which I wasn't phased by it as his grandfather used to treat me in such manner. "Igor! Where are those villager necks you have been going on about? Huh? Huh? Huh?," My lord asked. "Thank you! Thank you!," I said in no one in particular, "You just made this old man happy!" I lead him to the front entrance to get after the villagers.

"This reminds me of when your great, great grandfather walked down these halls about to feast upon necks!," I opened the door before realising my mistake. "AAAAHHH AAAHHH! Igor! What are you trying to do to me?! There is still light! Do you want me to crumble into a pile of two thousand year old dust! CLOSE THE DOOR!!", My lord shrieked as he hid his face from the light. "I am most frightfully sorry, my lord. I was forgetting that you were-," He interrupted me by saying, "That I am a vampire! That I shun the light of day! Shame on you for being a complete fool!" I was taken back by his sudden behavior, but I suggested he rest a bit in his coffin while there was still light out.

"Hmmm...perhaps you won't mind me nibbling on your neck before supper time?", My lord asked and I rejected with my respects.

Your POV
I thought I heard a scream from my count. I went to the railing and saw him with red eyes climbing up the stairs. "My dear? Is everything alright?" His eyes laid upon me, before backing me into a wall. "Darling? Are you okay? You're scaring me."

Authors note: This was inspired by the episode "Dr. Goosewing and Mr. Duck"