*Back on me iPad wooooooo*
TO YOU SIX READERS: YOU DA REAL MVP.
Please listen to the song above it's so beautiful and UGH I CANT EVEN I MEAN JUST CUE THE FEELS ;-;
Okay so let's get started here heheh muahaha (Insert fat man petting a white cat on a couch)
I'm listening to that song off my headphones and me iPad and my friend that's here on wattpad and at school (if you see this school-and-wattpad friend you da real MVP for even looking at this crap) may/may not know how LOUD I crank that stuff up. I mean when people say "Turn up" I say "Hold on lemme find the volume button on my beats because I'm far too lazy to get my iPad and turn it on". Lets be real here, and I can't be violent because I'm listening to the slow sad segment of their album and its tear jerking TEAR-JERKING
Random fact that has no real meaning to this book: Turtles can breathe through their poop holes. THEIR POOP HOLES. I kinda wonder if that'd be odd like what if they just take a deep breath and BAM you have turd in your lungs.
I can guarantee you that if you were a turtle, you'd have brown lung.
I can also guarantee you that I typed this chappie in thirty minutes.
KEEP READING BECAUSE THIS COULD INCLUDE BOOK ANNOUNCEMENTS AND MANY MANY MANY SONG RECCOMENDATIONS
Song rec: Staying Up by The Neighbourhood
THERE IS A 'U' IN THAT IM PRETTY SURE THAT MEANS THAT THEYRE BRITISH BUT IM KINDA CULTURE-STUPID SO..
N-E-I-G-H-B-O-U-R-H-O-O-D
Did you see that? BECAUSE IM LEGALLY BLIND I CAN SEE, BARELY
DO YOU SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN OVER THERE >>> OR UP THERE ^ ?
HIS NAME IS COLTON HAYNES AND THAT JAWLINE COULD BE USED AS A SCALPEL
IM SURE EVERYONE WOULD WANT PLASTIC SURGERY IF THAT WAS TRUE.
I never said that.... I'm so ashamed *hides in corner*
THE SPIDERMAN 2 SOUNDTRACK IS BAE GO LISTEN TO IT TINA YA FAT LARD (no offense to anyone out there named Tina I just watched Mean Girls and I can promise you that you are unique and beautiful in your own way, okay? Okay.)
NOW LISTENING TO VIOLENT MUSIC MUAHAHA HAHA HAHA *chokes on air*
Just kidding.
Minus the choking on air part. I do that frequently.
This rant was brought to you by Starbucks Double Shots of Cappuccino THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY
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Really quick book announcement: I will hopefully be posting two new books, one entitled "Picking Up The Pieces", another entitled "Head In The Clouds" which happens to have a super cool cover, and one entitled "Unlaced" WHICH I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON SINCE SEPTEMBER SO PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE I HAVE LIKE 10 CHAPTERS PREWRITTEN ON MY IPAD JUST TAKING UP SPACE.
Shout out to my caps key because it just kinda chills there. AND GETS PRESSED A LOT.
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Some beautiful songs that give me CHILLS:
Silver and Gold by City and Colour ( ^^ Its that one up there ^^ )
Northern Wind by City and Colour
The Girl by City and Colour
Honest by The Neighbourhood
Young by Daughter
Black Beauty by Lana Del Rey
Young & Beautiful (DH Orchestral Version) by Lana Del Rey
Work Song by Hozier
Two Is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls
Almost Lover by A Fine Frenzy
Okay, we good.
BAI FELICIA
