#UNRELATABLE

WELCOME

So a little about me...

My name is Salma.(pretty different but not unique name) Whenever I tell any middle aged women my name she's always like "OhmyGod like Salma Hayek?" And then it gets awkwardly silent.

I'm currently 16 and my b-day is on september 2.

This is my first book and I just find writing down my emotions helps a lot in releasing all this kempt up feelings I have.

This is a book where I rant and tell stories about my depressing life that probably no one relates to. I'll also write other stuff, just whatever I feel like, this is kinda like a diary I guess but I'll write anything I'm in the mood for even my thoughts and ideology.
That's pretty much all I have to say about myself and this book.

Hope y'all can go easy on my writing, I am in no way experienced in writing and I tend to write my thoughts fast without looking into it too much so excuse any grammatical errors or misspelled words, this is like diary not a school essay ffs.

K. That ending was kinda rude. I love you whoever decides to continue reading this even though I don't know who you are and you probably are a psychopath who wants to get into my personal life.

BTW this book contains profanities (and probably sexual references if you know what I'm saying)

Signing off (this is kinda cringe),
Salamanderhoe