#UNRELATABLE

BACK IN THE DAY

Remember back in the day when we were a bunch a dumb ignorant kids but life was so much better.

Just me?... aight

I remember my prepubescent ignorance which made me live my life in the present unaware of the many horrible things going on around me. It was a time where no one gave a shit about how you look or what you do. Everyone were friends and discrimination? Bitch it's nonexistent. I mean I guess it also did exist but you get what I mean.

But being older now is also good. You are more aware and developed this consciousness and now you really care about what others think about you. And all your ignorant friends from the past are now aware that you are the most basic bitch and you're left all alone.

Heck, back when I was a kid, I thought potatoes came from chickens. Like I loved potatoes even until now but I wasn't actually aware that vegetables come from the ground. I mean it would make some little sense if you were a kid who thought potatoes were chicken shit because they have a similar shape to eggs but no, that's not what my small child mind thought. I thought, and I'm getting goosebumps thinking about it, that we put our hand through the chickens feathers like maybe on it's back, and I imagined your hand would go deeeeeep. You would try to feel around till you found the potato.

Another thing I thought as a child was that we had these long ass ladders to reach the clouds to extract cotton. Yes, the classic clouds are made of cotton. But why ladders, can't we just use planes to get up there quicker you dumb kid.(referring to myself👽)

Here's a story of me being a bratty kid. So when me, my mom,and my sister were at this cute store that sells a bunch of cute(but useless) stuff to attract the kids to force their parents to buy it. I got this box of tiny animal erasers that until now I still have them and haven't used them cause it feels like murder. Just look how cute they are in the media above, why would you hurt the little things. So I started a business where I sell them as pets and I gave one elephant to my dad. I told him he had to feed it and give it water which is what I did with the rest of the erasers like literally giving them crumbs and dipping their faces in water. As a week passed by, I went to use my dad's computer only to find the elephant I gave him (I don't remember what I named it) was lying down and it's trunk shriveled. I literally cried my ass and scolded him and tried to make the eraser drink water so it could feel better. All my dad could say was "sorry, I couldn't find an eraser so I had to".

This story is pretty memorable to me and makes me feel better when I think about it. Idk  why I smile when I remember my dad murdering the pet I gave him.

Comment some weird shit you thought or did as a kid.

Signing off,
Salamanderhoe