that's for my boyfriend! ▸ narry

▸ let's make the fans go crazy

niall couldn't explain the feeling of a child who's been sent to the principal's office that settled deep within his bones. he was sat with harry and a man whose face niall couldn't see because he was turned away from then. "thank god you went to starbucks," the man said, turning to face niall and harry.

"the press will love this. niall here, is a fan of you and nobody knew about him.  plus they didn't find out via interview! they'll eat it up and no one will even suspect it's a fake relationship."

"but this isn't a relationsh-," harry said.

"i'm not a fucking fan," niall groaned. "that was because of my asshole friend."

"he's my new favorite person," the man said.

"louis?" niall asked, wondering why he hadn't just listened to the sweet calls of his bed.

"c'mon, david, i don't want to date some idiot i just met."

"devin," he corrected. "and you won't have to. you'll have to date this idiot you just met."

"hey!" niall exclaimed. "'m not an idiot."

"you pretended i was your boyfriend without even thinking to look up my name," harry deadpanned.

"i'm unprepared but not an idiot."

"it doesn't matter if you're an idiot or not.. you'll be dating harry.... what's your name?"

"niall," niall said, indignantly. "and i'm not dating this obnoxious twat."

harry glared at him, anger taking over his eyes.

"we'll pay you."

niall laughed, although nothing was very funny about this, "that sounds like something out of one of louis' fanfictions."

"please," devin pleaded.

"how much?" niall asked, thinking back to his and louis flat.  he'd had to take on a double shift at tesco's because louis "important" job was blogging about harry styles all day.

"one million per month."

niall guffawed and harry tried his hardest not to laugh in his face.

"deal!" niall exclaimed.

devin smiled and looked at harry expentantly.

"deal," harry muttered under his breath.

"alright.  now it's time to do a social media cleanup.  harry, selfie with niall?"

niall felt his head being yanked towards harry's phone.  he made a quick smile and held up his starbucks cup.  harry rolled his eyes but captioned the photo 'starbucks with the bae 💋❤'.

"niall, tweet something funny as if this was all an accident."

niall thought for a few moments before finding the perfect (or rather, what he thought was the perfect) tweet. 'oops. kinda let the cat out of the bag. 😻😹😽.'  harry also posted a quick tweet, 'we'd wanted to wait a bit.  the bf's a bit of an idiot, but we love him anyway. 😘'.

"nice job," devin said.

niall was quite surprised, it did feel like a job.

"you can go now... uh..."

"niall."

"right, niall," devin murmered.

niall was about to leave alone when harry grabbed his arm, roughly. "c'mon boyfriend.  let's make the fans go crazy."