that's for my boyfriend! ▸ narry

▸ i'm glad you like ed now can we start the rough sex

"what am i supposed to tell louis?" niall asked harry.

"about what?" harry asked.

"how do i know you, when we started dating.  yanno, the usual stuff your best mate'll ask."

"oh.  i hadn't thought about that.  is there anywhere you tell louis your going but don't actually go?" harry asked.

"i tell him i go to the gym every thursday," niall mumbled.

"perfect.  just tell him you were meeting me during that time."

"alright."

"where did you go instead?" harry asked.

niall blushed and muttered, "the donut shop."

"what was that?" harry asked smirking and yes, niall was certain harry had heard him.

"the donut shop," niall said more clearly.

harry started cracking up, hysterically.

"yeah, yeah.  laugh it up styles," niall frowned.

harry continued to laugh.

"hey, could i borrow your phone?"

"why?" harry asked, skeptically.

"i need to text louis, and i left mine at modest," niall lied.

"alright," harry smiled, handing niall the phone.

niall made quick work of messing with harry's contacts so that now instead of devin's contacts being devin, he made it harry's mum.  oh, he could hardly wait until harry decided to text one of them.  he sent a quick text to louis, telling him he should be back before or after dinner.  louis, being louis, responded with 'go get 'im tiger.'  niall handed harry his phone, "thanks."

"you're welcome," harry smiled.

the driver soon pulled up to a modern looking apartment building.  niall was once again in awe at the type of life harry lived.  by the time niall looked back towards the car harry'd already left.  "you coming?" he asked, grinning.  niall scrambled out of the car, "definitely."

harry quickly led niall up the stairs and to a gorgeous looking penthouse.  He made quick work of unlocking the door and leading niall in.  the flat was wonderful.  it overlooked the streets of london and made niall feel like a tourist viewing london for the first time.  "wow," he murmered.

"pretty sweet, huh?" harry smiled at niall.

"mate, your entry space is bigger than my entire fucking flat."  then harry's phone began to ring.  harry grinned down at the phone, "hey i've got to take this.  it's m' mum.  you can just explore if you'd like."  niall nodded before remembering what he did to harry's phone.  he grinned, "i think i'll just stay here a bit."  he then pretended to gaze intently out the window.

harry answered the phone, "hey mum!  what's up? you called just yesterday."

"'m not your mum," came devin's reply.  "and i need you to put me on speaker so i can talk to you and niall."  harry narrowed his eyes coldly at niall but complied and put the phone on speaker.

"niall? you there?"

niall walked away from the window, "yeh, course devin."

"i need you two to take a look at twitter and then we have a lot to discuss."

niall made quick work of opening the twitter app on his phone and almost fainted when he saw what devin was talking about.  10 million followers, he'd gained 10 million fucking followers.  he had an overload of mentions.

"i take it you've seen what happened.  wait till you check out your friend's page.  he might be good for a job in pr one day."

niall went to louis page, and found that louis was obviously making the most of his friendship with niall.  there were various pictures of niall sleeping and just doing day to day things that each had over a million retweets.

"as you can see, everyone's ecstatic over 'narry storan'.  one person said they were glad you came out and that you set a real example," devin said.

"why's this person so important?" niall asked, curious.

"that person is ed sheeran."

"holy shit!" niall exclaimed.

"i take it you're a fan?" devin asked.

"a fan?  i've bought every single cd he's sold."

"well, i'm glad you like ed now can we start the rough sex?" harry asked.

"harry," devin scolded.  "the real reason i called is because ellen degeneres thought it would be a good idea for you to surprise the crowd with niall being at your interview."

"sounds great," harry said.

"what day's it on?" niall asked.

"september 13," devin responded.

"that's my birthday.  maybe that would help?"

"your birthday?  this day keeps getting better and better.  that's absolutely perfect.  i'll schedule it and make sure that niall gets a copy of your calendar, harry.  i'll leave you guys to it."

"so..." niall said.  "time for rough angry sex?"

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soo sorry for the late update.  i  got a bit too obsessed with watt pad and had to take a break and get things sorted.  but i'm back now and will try tI post more regularly.  thank you all for being amazing, patient readers.

xx

jo