All of the One shots

Kenny xReader

(Requested by: Angel4Life001 also this is kinda random...)

(Reader's POV)
Kenny McCormick was a perv. Kenny McCormick was my best friend. Kenny McCormick was my crush. In conclusion, Kenny McCormick is my pervy best friend/ crush! Kenny had told me to meet him at Starks Pond after school. Of course, I agreed. As I walked up to the pond, it seemed Kenny wasn't here yet. I started walking towards the bench. Someone grabbed me. I squealed.
"Thought that you got here first eh?"
I heard a muffled voice say. It was Kenny.
"Of course I did!"
I said pushing him off of me and turning to see him. I smiled and took off his hood.
"Hey! Don't take off my hood! I'm Ugly!"
I smiled, I knew he was just saying that so I'd tell him he wasn't.
"You are not ugly, you're actually the complete opposite!"
I said. He grinned
"So you're saying I'm SEXY then?"
He exaggerated the word 'sexy'. I shrugged.
"Sureeee..."
Of course he was sexy, but I didn't want him to know I thought that. I sighed.
"So why am I here?"
I asked. He grinned.
"Because I kinda needed to do this."
He gently put his hands on my face and kissed my lips. I didn't kiss back, I couldn't give him the pleasure of knowing I liked him. He pulled away and stared blankly at me.
"S-sorry...."
He looked away. He walked over to the bench and sat down. I sighed.
"Kenny....."
I said quietly, he didn't move a muscle.
"Kenny."
I repeated a bit louder. Still nothing... I turned around to walk away, but before me stood some sort of monster.
"KENNY HELP!'
I screamed and ran towards him. I jumped onto his lap and hugged him.
"Get off of me!"
He yelled. I didn't listen I just held him tighter. He stood up so I dropped to the ground. I looked at the monster who was now closer.
"Kenny!"
I yelled
"What do you want!!!"
He yelled. I pointed behind him, where the monster was close to Kenny. He turned around and frowned even bigger then he already was.
"(Y/n)...?"
He said quietly grabbing my hand.
"Y-yeah..?"
He let go.
"Don't look.."
He said. I looked away. after a second or two he poked me.
"Ta-Da!"
He said I a sexy voice that could make you melt. He was dressed as Mysterion. I remember that whole thing, with Mysterion and The Coon. I never knew Kenny was Mysterion tough.... He punched the monster.
"HAH!"
~Time skip to after he beats up the monster and after his costume is off~
(I'm to lazy to type up the whole fight scene ;-; sry)
I looked at Kenny who has recently took his costume off.
"You're so cute when you're scared..."
He mumbled, but I understood him. I stared at him a while.
"I love you Kenny..."
I said and kissed him. His face turned bright red.
"Well, first I love you more! and second, this means you're mine now (l/n)!"