How to (Be) Tame(d) (by) A Fox

Enter the Fourth

Enter the Fourth

Today is a weekend, a time where I can truly be alone. It is a time where I don't have to go to school, or anywhere else for that matter. Loner as I am, I almost always don't have social activities during the weekends, and even if I do, it's almost always because I was forced to do so. Ah, truly the weekends are a gift for a loner such as I. How I wish that all of the days are the weekends. With that, I can truly live the life of a loner being away from all sorts of socialization (including social media). Just thinking about it makes me want to marry my bed. And then we'll have plenty of nights expressing our passion for each other! Just think: The Romance of Hikigaya Hachiman and Bed-san. Complete with all the juicy details! KYAH!

But wait.

If all days become the weekend, then the weekend would become regular, thus, it would no longer be special! What's the point in having the weekends then!?

...

Although, if you know what has been happening to me, I haven't really been able to spend the past weekends on my own because of a certain... someone dragging me wherever it is that she wants us to go. But that won't be the case anymore.

Because of the recent changes in our relationship (or whatever it is you call what we had), I don't really have to worry about that happening anymore. The thing about me not being able to spend the weekends by my lonesome that is. I should be able to spend my weekends on how it should really be spent. Doing whatever it is that I want by my lonesome and that is *insert drumroll here please*... staying at home. Uhm-hmm.

Which is why I am currently lazily lounging at the living room with Vita-chan in my hands. I am currently having a date with my Yggdra-waifu trying my best in keeping those perverted imperials from getting their disgusting hands on her. Of course, since I am the strategist, I cannot directly do that. But I do have allies to help me with that, such as the ever reliable Durant, the bro-con Elena, the not-yet-legal Nietzsche, the closet S&M enthusiast Rosary (didn't go for the pretty boy who's into necrophilia Roswell; wouldn't want him to NTR my lovely Yggdra-waifu), the husbandless-housewife Mistel, and of course the I-am-not-jealous-of-him-because-I-know-that-he-doesn't-like-her-that-way-although-you-feel-the-sexual-tension-from-time-to-time Milanor. With these allies on my side, no imperial scum can get near my Yggdra-waifu! Hurrah! [1]

Of course, I am not really 'alone' in the strictest sense of the word for there are other hot bodies lounging about the living room. One is considered to be the highest of Hikigaya Household Hierarchy [2], even though if we speak of human years, he's supposed to be the youngest of us all. But well, he's a cat and going by what most people think of the species, I really shouldn't question his ranking on the Hikigaya household hierarchy.

He is currently sitting on the lap of the human who is the second highest in the Hikigaya Household Hierarchy, the best of the best, cutest of the cutest, mostest adorablest little sister Hikigaya Komachi. Of course, if we only count the humans, she'd be the highest in the hierarchy, and as with the cat, she's the youngest too. But hey, we really shouldn't question her ranking in the hierarchy because... well, she's the little sister. She automatically gets that spot. All little sisters do. It's just one of those unwritten rules of the universe you know?

We are both minding our own business, me having a wonderful date with my Yggdra-waifu, having Vita-chan as my wingman, and her (being Komachi) paying attention to whatever is on the television, while absent-mindedly stroking Kamakura's silky fur at the same time. Ah. Such is bliss. This is how one Hikigaya Hachiman should spend his weekends. All is well. All is well indeed.

That is until suddenly, Komachi voices out a question.

"Hey Onii-chan, how come Onee-san doesn't come here anymore?"