Random shit

2/29/20 3:27 pm

I don't care if I'm murdered. BUT if someone is going to murder me I would like to know how, when, and where.
Because if people find my dead body I don't want to be wearing the same shit I wear everyday. No, I want to be wearing a penguin or shark onesie.

And if people are having a funeral for me I don't want it to be formal. I want everyone (including me) to be wearing onesies with the nightmare before christmas album playing in the background