Sonic x scientific Railgun

When Working Under a Hot Sun, Rehydration is Essential

In Academy City:
Misaka and Sonic were running around the city looking for a spiked hair boy.
Sonic: He should be around here somewhere.
Misaka: Uhh, where is he?
The spiked boy runs behind them as he goes to the road.
Misaka: There you are!
Misaka runs off to the boy.
Sonic: Hey, wait up!
Misaka and Sonic chases the boy running off to a corner when he was trapped in a wall.
Spiked boy: Oh no...
Misaka: Your not getting away now.
Spiked boy: J-Just a minute! I'm...
Sonic: We don't need to hurt him.
Misaka: Give up!
Sonic: Uh oh.
Misaka shoots electricity at the boy until he uses his right hand. Misaka and Sonic were both surprised by how he survived.
Moments later:
Uiharu: Misaka!
Uiharu and Saten came to Misaka.
Misaka: Uiharu... Saten...
Sonic: Oh, hey, guys.
Uiharu: Did something happen?
Saten: We just heard a really loud sound.
Misaka: Eh? Oh, no, not really...
Sonic: Yeah, of course nothing at all. He he he he.
Uiharu: By the way Sonic, where did you sleep?
Sonic: Oh, I slept with Misaka and Kuroko.
Saten: Huh?!
Misaka: N-No it's not like that at all!
Sonic: Exactly. I slept on the roof next to their roof.
Uiharu: But won't you be cold in the night?
Sonic: Nope. I have fur so it keeps me warm. Plus, I don't usually sleep inside.
Misaka: Well I was gonna go shopping, wanna come?
Uiharu: Really?!
Saten: Sure.
Sonic: Why, not.
With Kuroko:
Kuroko: Today is me and sissy's anniversary. It has been exactly one month since we were bound together. It's too bad that the item I ordered has not arrived... but today is the day that I offer myself as a heartfelt present... yes, altogether, in my birthday suit!
Misaka opens the door to her room seeing Kuroko jumping to Misaka in her weird outfit.
Misaka: I'm... home?!
Kuroko: Sissy!
Saten: Forgive the...
Uiharu: Intrusion.
Sonic: Hey there.
Kuroko: Uhghh!!
Misaka punches Kuroko in the head as she lands on the bed.
Uiharu: Wow. I'm in the room of my icon!
Saten: Very stylish! Chic!
Sonic: Not bad.
Saten gets on the other side of the bed.
Saten: And the bed is soft and fluffy, too.
Uiharu: You're right!
As they kept talking about the bed, Misaka was talking to Kuroko.
Misaka: Geez, What were you thinking?
Kuroko: What about you, sissy? Why did you bring Uiharu, Saten, and Sonic?
Sonic: Hey!
Misaka: I happened to run into them on the street. They tagged along with me while I was shopping, and said they wanted to come see my dorm.
Kuroko: Shopping?
Misaka: Huh? Oh, yeah, a little.
Uiharu: The girls dorms at Tokiwadai are amazing, all right! I sure am envious.
Saten: And the dining hall was this big, too!
Misaka: Oh, it's not so great.
Sonic: Really?
Kuroko: Oh, sissy! Why did you have to choose today, of all days? Our precious anniversary is now ruined. Oh, unless...
Kuroko suddenly had a imagination in her head.
Misaka: It's been exactly one month since Kuroko and I were bound by the red ribbon of fate. Kuroko and I are two people in one. Uiharu, Saten, I hope we'll have your blessing from here on, as well. Here's looking at you, kid.
Kuroko: Ker-pew!
Kuroko then moves around the other bed.
Sonic: What the heck.
Uiharu: Um, Shirai, are you all right?
Kuroko: It's nothing at all. Now, I am afraid I cannot offer much by way of hospitality, but please, make yourselves—
Saten goes under the bed looking for something.
Kuroko: Saten, What are you doing there?
Saten: Oh, when going to a friend's home, everyone expects a good snooping.
Saten opens the box and saw a bunch of panties.
Saten: Holy Eros!
Sonic: Uhhh?
Uiharu: Saten! You can't go through others  things without asking!
Saten: I'd expect as much from you, Misaka! So grown up!
Misaka: No, actually...
Kuroko: Those belong to me.
Uiharu: Yours, Shirai?
Saten: Bold underwear like this?
Sonic: (Why are they talking about this stuff? Girls, of course.)
Kuroko: "Bold" is a bit much. Black underwear is an essential for a lady.
Saten: Then, this bright red pair with the butterfly...?
Kuroko: I wear that color when I feel like lifting my spirits.
Saten: And this mostly-string thong?
Kuroko: Handy when you don't want to leave any marks on the skin.
Saten: A-And this full-mesh, all-body stocking?
Kuroko: Sometimes, a woman needs to become a leopardess.
The rest were stunned by what Kuroko wears.
Saten then pulled up Uiharu's skirt to see her underwear.
Uiharu: Ahhhh!
Sonic: *Puts hand on his face* Oh man.
Uiharu: Why would you do that without any warning, Saten?!
Saten: Oh, I just needed to get back my everyday life back, somehow. Having to see your striped panties makes me relax.
Kuroko: Such a big deal over nothing but underwear. Look, there are other kinds, in addition to those. A pearl-white babydoll with a open bra and frills. A lace teddy with garter belts. And also...
There was a underwear with a lizard in the sky with pink hearts.
Saten: Thank goodness. Kuroko wears those, as well.
Uiharu: The Kuroko I know has returned.
Sonic: Good thing there basic.
Misaka quickly takes the underwear.
Misaka: Sorry. These are mine.
Sonic: Ehhhh...
Misaka: And you, Kuroko! What is my underwear doing under your bed?! Eh?!
Kuroko: You're got it all wrong, sissy!
Uiharu: Now, now, Misaka... You know, I'd love to see some photo albums.
Saten: Oh, that's a classic!
Uiharu: Like pictures of Misaka and Kuroko from grade school. I'd be terribly interested to see them!
Sonic: Now I'm curious too.
Misaka showed them pictures of her when she was in grade school.
Uiharu, Saten: Wow! How adorable!
Sonic: (Wow, she's cute in that picture. She's even cuter in person when I look at her. W-What am I thinking? I shouldn't be thinking about this.)
Saten: Is that your elementary school entrance ceremony?
Uiharu: Is that pretty woman next to you your mother?
They kept looking at pictures of Misaka when she was in grade school.
Saten: Still, I'm a little surprised.
Misaka: About what
Saten: You know, Misaka, you're a Level 5, and Tokiwadai's Ace, aren't you? It seems like you'd be the fair-haired girl, whisked away down the elite fast track from childhood.
Misaka: It's not like that at all. I mean, I started out as a Level 1. I was just a ordinary girl.
Saten: Oh, yeah?
Sonic: Saten don't be sad by it. Like I said, you'll be in a higher level if you keep trying.
Saten: Thanks, Sonic.
Uiharu: Okay, next, let's look at Kuroko's
Kuroko: Why, gladly. Or so I would say, but unfortunately, I don't have any photo albums. I am a girl who lives in the present. Rather than look back to the past, or dream ahead to the future, I would rather gaze at the present— this very moment. It is what I've made up my mind to do.
Saten goes to the shelf an Looks for something, when she found a pink page book.
Saten: How about this?
Kuroko: Ahhhhhhh! No, you can't have that!
As Saten opens the book, there were pictures of Misaka taking a bath, her sleeping in bed, putting her clothes on and more pictures. Sonic blushes as he turns around.
Sonic: What the heck?! Kuroko, are you crazy?!
Misaka: Kuroko!
Misaka grabs Kuroko's cheeks and squeezes them.
Misaka: You do indeed need to realize yourself now, this very moment, rather than the past or the future, don't you?!
Kuroko: You've got it all wrong, sissy!
Misaka let's go of Kuroko as she speaks.
Kuroko: But I am just so serious about you, sissy... Sissy, do you not remember what day today is?! And here I was, so sure that you brought Uiharu, Saten, and Sonic especially to celebrate this day!
Sonic: Celebrate what?
Misaka: Today? Uiharu, Saten, and Sonic...? Oh, now that you mention it...
Kuroko: You remembered, did you?
Misaka: Today's the one-week anniversary of when I first met Uiharu, Saten, and Sonic.
Sonic: Hmm?
They set up a table with foods and drinks as they sit on the bed except Kuroko. Sonic and Misaka were on the bed while Uiharu and Saten are on the other bed.
Uiharu: It seems like the week has gone by so quickly since then.
Saten: And yet, it's only been one week. Somehow, it feels like we've been together for much longer.
Misaka: I look forward to our continuing friendship, too.
Sonic: Same, here.
Kuroko: (What is the difference in how she treats me? Could I possibly be unwanted here? This little red bean, cast aside and neglected by all the others, is just like solitary red bean sitting here!)
Misaka drinks her soda and was delighted by it.
Misaka: Hey, it's better than I expected.
Sonic: I got blueberry and this one pops.
Uiharu: Oh, yeah?
Saten: The cutlet sandwich? So anyway, after that, Uiharu was like...
Uiharu: Hold on, Saten!
As Kuroko slurps on her drink louder, the rest laughed at what Saten said afterward.
Sonic, Misaka, Uiharu, Saten: Hahahaha
Misaka: That's so awful!
Kuroko slurps on her drink even louder.
Misaka: Pipe down, would you! What's your problem?!
Kuroko: This boils my red bean soup.
Misaka: Huh?
Kuroko: Do you expect me not to feel abandoned, here?
Misaka: Um...
Kuroko: One week since you met? Ha! Please. Do not make me laugh. One month. Today is the one-month anniversary of when you and I were bound by the red ribbon of fate, sissy! One month ago, today, sissy, you and I happened, by chance, to become roommates. Ever since, we have eaten and slept together, and shared each other's joys and sorrows. Here! In this room! And yet... And yet, sissy, you...
Everyone was surprised to see Kuroko act this way.
Uiharu: Kuroko...
Saten: Perhaps we're not wanted here.
Sonic: K-Kuroko...
Misaka: Kuroko... you...
Kuroko: Sissy...?
Misaka: Muscled your way in here.
Kuroko: Ehh?
Misaka: It wasn't by chance, nor was it the red ribbon of fate. So now, what? Joys? Sorrows? Boiling red bean drinks?
Kuroko: Um, something just came up...
Sonic: Umm. Ima just go outside if that's okay.
Sonic leaves the dorm and closes the door.
Sonic: Good thing I got out of there.
Moments later, a mailman came to where Sonic was.
Sonic: Oh, hi.
Mailman: Hello there. Just dropping by a box here if you don't mind?
Sonic: Sure.
The mailman rings the bell as Misaka answers it.
Misaka: Yes.
Mailman: I have a delivery. Is this Room 208, Shirai Kuroko's room?
Misaka: Yes. Um, What is the package?
Mailman: It says "computer parts."
Kuroko: Well, Of course. Those in the trade know enough to be discreet in these matters.
Misaka: Who is the sender?
Mailman: It's from Love and Herbs Premier Aphrodisiacs, Ltd.
Kuroko: What's the point if they spell it out like that?!
Misaka: Thank you.
Mailman: Your welcome. Take care.
The mailman leaves as Sonic was standing next to the door.
Misaka: Kuroko... why would we need aphrodisiacs if we're going to celebrate in s small way?
Kuroko: Well...
Misaka: It looks like it's going to take quite a bit of harsh treatment to cure you of your deviant ways. Now, just like your name,
Kuroko: Sissy...?
Misaka: I'm going to burn you to a crisp!
Sonic: (Hmm, I hear electricity. Wait, it's from Misaka and why am I hearing it getting closer?)
As electricity from Misaka destroyed the door, Sonic barely dodges it and was surprised.
Sonic: What the!
Kuroko teleports out of the dorm and Misaka follows Kuroko.
Sonic: What's going on?!
Kuroko: Ahahaha! I cannot let you forget what my ability is. If that's how you want it, then it's kill or be killed!
Sonic: Woah, woah, woah! Calm down you to!
Kuroko: If you cannot accept my love, then that is all the more reason to fight me!
Uiharu: Guys, think about what you're doing!
Saten: Yeah. You can't fight here!
Sonic: Exactly. Calm down!
A few moments later, a woman was behind Kuroko.
Sonic: (Who's that?)
Misaka's face was horrified as she looked at the woman.
Kuroko: Sissy?
Head resident: Dormitory Rules, Section 9: "The use of your abilities inside the dorms is strictly prohibited." Don't tell me you've forgotten that, Kuroko, hmm?
Kuroko turns around slowy as she talks to the Head Resident.
Kuroko: W-Well, hello, how are you, Miss Head Resident? Of course not. We were not just using our abilities on a lark. There are far more important reasons why...
Head Resident: I see. Then you're saying there were unavoidable circumstances?
Kuroko: Y-Yes, that is right. In fact...
Head Resident: Even so...
The Resident grabs Kuroko's neck and snaps it making her fall.
Sonic: (What!)
Uiharu, Saten: (Ahhh!)
Misaka: K-Kuroko! S-Sonic tell her it was a...
Sonic: That's all you Misaka. See ya!
Misaka: S-Sonic, wait!
Head Resident: If I make allowances for every circumstance, we would be unable to observe the rules of the dorm. Rule breakers need to be punished. Don't you agree, Misaka?
Misaka: Y— Yes...
With Sonic:
Sonic: Phew, that was close. Anyway since I'm in the city, might as well look around.
Sonic dashes around the city looking at windmills, trains, building, eating food, and relaxing.
Sonic: Hmm, seems like there's nothing going on around here. Might as well-
Sonic looks up ahead to see a fat man with a bald head going in a shallow alleyway.
Sonic: Wait, hold on, is that...
Sonic runs to the shallow alleyway. When he looked, he was gone.
Sonic: What the? Was that Eggman? Oh well. Guess I'll go back to the other's.
In Tokiwadai Middle School:
Misaka: For crying out loud... Why should I have to do this? Sure, I got a little carried away, but even so, this punishment— cleaning this whole freaking pool, is too much, by anyone's standards!
Misaka: We started in the morning, it's already past noon, and we're not even 39% done yet! What gives?! I don't think we're going to finish this today.
Kuroko smiles menacing as she was cleaning with Misaka.
Kuroko: (I am so lucky! All alone with sissy, bathed in perspiration, here at the pool, for a little private time... this is indeed a one-in-a-million chance to get payback for yesterday's humiliation!)
Sonic: Hey guys.
Kuroko: Eh!
Misaka: Oh, hey Sonic.
Sonic: Umm, sorry for ditching you earlier when the Resident came.
Misaka: Oh, no, it's fine.
Kuroko: (What is he doing here? This is supposed to be me and sissy alone!)
Sonic: What are you guys doing?
Misaka: We're cleaning the pool which were barely done with.
Sonic: Oh don't worry, I'll handle it.
Misaka: Huh?
Sonic takes the broom from Misaka as Sonic runs around the pool cleaning it faster and faster, until it was perfectly clean.
Misaka: Woah, that was amazing Sonic. Thanks.
Sonic: He, no problem.
Kuroko: (Hmph, show off.)
Two girls walked into the pool as Kuroko knows them.
Wannai: Kuroko? It's Kuroko, all right.
Awatsuki: What are you doing down there?
Kuroko: We just finished cleaning the pool.
Wannai: But why?
Kuroko: The ways of the world are cold, even in early summer. What are you two doing here?
Wannai: We're members of the swim club, so we have to check the tank filters.
Misaka: Kuroko's classmates? Which means...
Misaka checks their chest size,but there's are bigger than hers.
Misaka: They're a year behind me.
Kuroko: Sissy, Blue hedgehog.
Sonic: Hey!
Kuroko: These are my classmates, Wannai Kinuho and Awatsuki Ma'aya.
Misaka: Hello there.
Sonic: Hey.
Awatsuki: Is that a talking animal?
Kuroko: Yes, it is. It came from another world.
Awatsuki: Wow, it's nice to meet you.
Sonic: Nice to meet you too.
Wannai: Um, excuse me, but are you Sonic and Misaka?
Misaka: Huh? Yes, that's right.
Sonic: Yeah.
Wannai: I knew it!
Wannai Don't you remember me? You two rescued me when I was surrounded by those uncouth gentleman not long ago.
Misaka: Oh, did I do that?
Sonic: Oh, I remember.
Wannai: I really wanted to thank you for what you two did.
Awatsuki: I often hear tales about you and Sonic. It's a honor to meet you.
Kuroko: That's my sissy, all right. She punishes evildoers even without my knowledge of it.
Wannai: Those men were so terrifying.
Misaka: No doubt. When the temperature goes up, more of those weirdos appear.
Sonic: Glad we helped you.
Awatsuki: Still, I'm so impressed.
Wannai: Absolutely. You were so cool back there, Misaka. You too, Sonic. For someone to be a hedgehog, your really cool.
Awatsuki: Your electricity and your super speed is incredible.
Sonic: Oh, really?
Misaka: Oh, no, no, no...
Kuroko: (Is this...? Deja vu! I- It's just my imagination! Yesterday's incident is just making me nervous today! I'm not being made the odd man out here! That would be crazy!)
Awatsuki: It must be rough, with all this heat. I have some sports drinks here, if you'd like it.
Misaka: Thanks, I'll take it.
Sonic: Same here.
Kuroko: Gaan!
Misaka and Sonic drinks the sport drink.
Kuroko: (Ga-gaan! What is going on? Why am I being treated differently? Come to think of it, there have been other incidents where I was ignored, too, while at other times, when I tried to deepen our friendship, I was brusquely turned down. It just might be that sissy has been giving me the cold shoulder in earnest. Brace up, Kuroko! If you have lost your confidence, get it back! If you have any anxieties, knock them out! Yes, with my personal advantage, being able to teleport, there are any number of ways I can be of use to sissy.)
Wannai showed Sonic and Misaka her ability to control water.
Misaka: Wow, incredible! It's cleaning it right up!
Wannai: My ability is manipulating water currents. I have to go turn in this check sheet to my teacher.
Sonic: Oh, your leaving? Well it was nice knowing you two.
Misaka: Yeah.
Awatsuki: It was nice knowing you too.
Wannai: See you later.
Kuroko's expression changed as she turns around and sits on the floor.
Misaka: Wow, they seem like nice girls, don't they, Kuroko?
Kuroko: You might say so.
Misaka: Ah, Let's go and get some ice cream!
Sonic: Oh, yeah!
Kuroko: You might say so.
Misaka: And what's that Chinese dynasty that arose in the 10th century?
Kuroko: You might say so.
Misaka: What's the matter? You seem down.
Sonic: Yeah, Kuroko, what's going on?
Kuroko: No, pay me no mind. I'm just a good-for-nothing, who cannot even do cleaning very well.
Misaka: Uh, If you've got something on your chest—
Kuroko stands up from the pool.
Kuroko: Thank you, anyway!
Misaka: Huh?
Sonic: K-Kuroko...?
Kuroko: It's my own fault for being unbefitting someone like you, sissy. I do nothing but bother you, and am of no help to you. Someone like me... does not deserve to be with you, sissy!
Kuroko starts to cry as Sonic was trying to cheer her up.
Sonic: Ay, Kuroko, it's not like that at all. Of course Misaka cares about you. She always does.
Misaka: W-What do I do? This is all so sudden, I don't know how to deal with it.
With Uiharu and Saten:
Uiharu: I wonder if Misaka has given it to her yet.
Saten: I wish we could have seen her give it to her. We did go with her when she bought it, after all.
Uiharu: I'm curious how Kuroko will react. I mean, given her taste in underwear.
Saten: Yeah, you're right. I never imagined her tastes were like that. But you know, with that, it's the thought that counts.
Uiharu: That's true.
In the pool:
Misaka: Say, Kuroko, do you remember what happened a month ago today?
Kuroko: A month ago... today...?
Misaka: Yep. The night that you broke into my room. The Head Resident found you, and you got a good scolding, remember? Then, the next day, they made the two of us clean the dining hall. And, somehow, we ended up where we are today, together. If we're going to have an anniversary, it would be today, wouldn't it?
Misaka gives Kuroko a gift.
Sonic: That's nice, Misaka.
Kuroko grabs the gift.
Kuroko: M-May I open it?
Misaka: Of course.
Kuroko opens the gift and it was a shirt with a bunny doing a thumbs up as it says U.S.A
Kuroko was happy with the gift that Misaka gave her.
Misaka: We're going to be together from now on, so don't quit on me now.
Kuroko: S-Sissy, did you just say from now on?
Misaka: You bet I did. We're at the same school, living in the same room. We couldn't split up if we tried. We're partners, after all.
Sonic: Exactly. Like I said, Misaka always cared about you. So don't worry about anything.
Misaka: Here. Here's to being partners.
Sonic: (Hey, isn't that one Misaka is holding mine? Uhh, it doesn't matter.)
Kuroko: As two who are bound by the red ribbon of fate...
Misaka: As two who are roommates...
Sonic: Including me.
Misaka: Now then, what do you say we go get some ice cream?
Sonic: Oh, yeah! I'm so hungry!
Kuroko: Sissy...
Kuroko notices that she was drinking the one that Misaka was supposed to drink.
Kuroko: Sissy!
Misaka: Huh?
Kuroko teleports behind Misaka and takes her under skirt.
Sonic: Whaaaa!
Misaka: Give those back!
Misaka shocks Kuroko as she keeps getting up.
Sonic: (Man, this is gonna take a while.)
To Be Continued!!!