Anti-Santa Origins

Chapter 2

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It was another shitty day in the compound. An old shitty speaker crackled to life as a siren loudly blared across the compound.
"GEE JEE HEE HEE!!!!!!" Billy Bob screeched as he ran across the yard toward the meeting hall. He was butt naked.
Janice and Janette rushed past in a whirl of hooves, stomping everyone in their path. They assembled in the meeting hall in their assigned standing positions. The lights dimmed and the Anti-Santas appeared on stage.
    "AS YOU MAY ALL KNOW, I HAVE BEEN VERY VERY DEPRESSED FOR A LONG TIME!!! AFTER THE "SUDDEN DISSAPEARENCE" OF MY ANTI-MATE, I'VE BEEN ON THE HUNT FOR A NEW ONE!!" Anti-Santa number two yelled through a mega phone. "I HAVE FINALLY FOUND ONE!"
    A small guy with a wooden mask over his face and huge dorky glasses appeared from under her robe. He looked guilty like he had done something suspicious. He appeared to have a huge boner in his pants. His fingers were covered in some kind of fluids.
    The Anti-Santas had anti-mates for a very long time, but they rarely showed up. Anti-Santa one had the same mate but the second had gotten angry at her previous two and beheaded them. Everyone knew this even though she constantly denied it. The compoundians shuddered in fear, and then begun laughing at him.
    "SILENCE!!!!" The first screeched.
    The room was silent except for a huge ass fart that ripped through the air. It was hella stinky and everyone begun falling over unconscious leaving Boland dazed and confused.
    "HuH?!" He said, appearing to be on crack or some other form of drug.
    The second Anti-Santas eyes glowed a menacing red as she glared at Boland. Boland stared back at her as dopey eyed as possible.
    "Sick him." She said.
    Her Anti-Mate suddenly locked his eyes onto Boland like a target. He transformed into a terrifying, huge, shadowy beast and lunged at Boland. He bit him with a mouth full of sharp, bloodstained teeth. Boland screamed in terror as he was ripped to shreds, blood and guts flying all over the unconscious bodies. He respawned at the respawn station in the middle of the compound a few minutes later.
    "Would anyone else like to make fun of my mate?" The second asked calmly.
    No one responded because they were still knocked out cold. Anti-Mate number two smile smugly at the carnage he had created. Only Troll was left standing and crying in the corner.
The next day...