Barbie: She was poetry but he couldn't read
Elodie: His name was Jarred and he's nineteen
Anais: When his parents built a very strange machine
Charlotte: Watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Kenzie: ayyy, macarena!
Sophie: Horrible job, everyone.
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Lisanna: ...This date is boring.
Sophie: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Lisanna: Then why did you invite me?
Sophie: I specifically said, "Don't come with me." And you said "Fuck you, Soph. I can do whatever I want!" and followed me there.
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Spade queen: Hey, what do you want to eat?
Kaylie: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Sophie: A bagel
Kaylie: NOOO
Sophie:
Sophie: Two bagels.
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Anais: Adele! Help! I'm stuck under the tree and the star's tangled in my hair!
Adele: why are you under the tree?
Anais: ...Because I'm a gift to this world?
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Jasper: I love you.
Issa: Wrong number.
Jasper: You're standing right there.
Issa: Wrong address.
Jasper: What are you saying
Issa: Please, leave a message after the tone. Beep.
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Pip: You have a sweet lookin' ass
Kazakhstan: What was that?
Pip: I said you have nice eyes-
Kazahkstan:
Kazakhstan: I liked the first one better.
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Britain: Aww, hon. You had a crush on me? That's embarrassing-
France: ...We are literally married.
Britain: still.
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Judge: everything You say will be held against you.
Elodie:
Elodie: Boobs
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judge: How do you plead?
Anais: *Looks at Belarus*
Belarus: *mouths 'not guilty'*
Anais: Hot milky!
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France: I'm going to the store, do you want anything
America: oil
Elodie: a chocolate fountain
Australia: A crocodile
Canada: Maybe a maple gun?
New Zealand: Yeah, can I have some chips mom?
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Russia: Do you ever talk about your feelings, Kazakh?
Kazakhstan: no
Belarus: I do
Russia: I know, Bela
Belarus: I'm sad
Russia: I know Bela-
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Britain: ...Why is it when something happens it's always you three?
Elodie:
Lisa:
Anais: Believe me, Mr. Britain. I've been asking myself the same thing for years-
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*Elodie, Sophie, and Anais texting*
Elodie: Time to slalom down my staircase
Anais: Please don't
Elodie: Haha ouch
Sophie: Oh no, is your face relatively okay?
Elodie: I died
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Charlotte: "Yoink" is the opposite of "Yeet"
Anais: But it's just as fast
Elodie: The lord yeeted and the lord yoinked away
Sabrina:
Sophie: well there goes my eulogy sorted
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Elodie: Anais is thicc!
Anais: Wha-
Elodie: Thoughtful, honest, Interesting, Caring and compassionate.
Anais: Awww, okay. That's adorable
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Sabrina: Synonyms are weird. Because if you invited someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy but if I invited you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.
Elodie: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Lisa: That's called connotations.
Charlotte: Also, "Forgive me, father. I have sinned" and "Sorry daddy, I've been naughty." Mean the same thing in different variations.
Sophie: *sighing* Great news! Language is banned.
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