I am cooking dinner for me familay because it twis Thanksgiving
"Nice to see ya again babay"
I see him sitting on the turkey
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEE?"
"I came to give you dees duckies"
He pulled out me duckies out of the turkey
THE HEADS WERE CHOPPIN OFF!
"What did you do to me duckies!"
I go to get me duckies but I hit de wall
"babay are you okay!?"
"WTF DO YOU THINK YOU @%&$^$&!"
