I open me eyes
I see me body laying in da tub
"Hello babay"
I see me man sitting on ze counter
"What happened to me body!!"
He smirking at me again
I go to get out of me bathtub filled with giblets from ze turkey
"BABAY!! I AM HOME"
Oh no it is me grandpa?
I go down de well
"Hello mother"
Me uncle turns around with something in her hand
"What is in the hand"
"BABAY GET BACK HE IS A VAMPIRE"
It is me follower that has left me body bathing in beets
"NO BARBAY YOU DONT OWN ME BODY NO MORE!!"
He tries to kiss me lips like ze lollipop on me counter
I push him into ze sink dispensers
He is bee in Chopin
SUCK THAT YA THIRSTAY👊👊👊👊
