Y/N noticed Weiss Schnee yelling at some girl in a red cloak while shaking a bottle of red dust in her face.
Y/N: Fire and Weiss make bombs ya know.
You noted causing both of them to look at you and groan. You chuckled.
Y/N: Have fun blowing up kiddo, Weiss.
Weiss: Hey! Who do you even think you are?!
She yelled just before Red exploded. I chuckled and nodded.
Y/N: Who me? Oh just a skelleton monster that loves cracking jokes.
Weiss: Do you even kno-
Y/N: Yes I know who you are Weiss Schnee heiresses to the Schnee dust company my dad works for the company after all.
Weiss: You wouldn't mean Dr. Gaster would you?
Y/N: Yes I mean Dr. Gaster the iventor of th-
A black haired girl spoke up from behind Y/N.
Bow girl: The Core which almost killed many monsters and some humans and faunus as well as have many questionable buisness partners alot like Schnee dust company.
Y/N: Wow you really know your stuff eh?
Weiss got upset by the final remark and left Y/N let out a sigh and looked at Red.
Y/N: Guess it's just you and me now huh kid?
Red: My name is Ruby!
Y/N: Alright Rubes.
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Y/N making puns and Chibi Ruby, Undyne, and Papyrus screaming.
Jaune: As I was saying motion sickness is very common!!
Ruby: I'm sorry Vomit-Boy was just the first thing that came to mind!
Jaune: Well what if I start calling you crater face, and uh...
Y/N: Bonehead?
Jaune: No no....
Y/N: How bout Sans?
Jaune: Yeah Sans!
Y/N: Sure just call me Sans I mean all my freinds do it, my bro does it.
Jaune: Jaune Ark! Short sweet rolls off the tounge and lady's love it!
Ruby: Does it?
Jaune: I mean I hope it will...
Y/N: Alright Jaune ready to be the ARK of the story?
Ruby and Jaune groan
Ruby: Alright! So what are your weapons!?
Y/N: That's a secret.
Jaune: I got this sword and a sheild as a pass me down from my great grandfather
Ruby: What's it do?
Jaune: Well the sheild gets smaller so when I get tired of carrying it I can just put it away.
Y/N: It still weighs the same doesn't it?
Jaune: Yeah it does...
Ruby: Well not ma-
Y/N blocked her out as you saw a familiar goat prince in a green t-shirt with stripes.
Y/N: KING FLUFFYBUNS JR.!?!?!
Ruby and Jaune jump and look at Y/N confused. Asriel turns around and looks at you. He sighs.
Asriel: Hey Sans.
Y/N: Sup kid.
Y/N looked at Ruby and Jaune to see them still ooking at him confused.
Y/N: This is Asriel Dreemurr, Prince FluffyBuns, Or known better as the prince of monsters...
Thanks for reading once again and I hope you enjoyed let me know what you think.
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The weak bonehead (Yang x Othertale Sans reader) volume 1
ActionYou are a skelleton a weak one at that. Laziness has its costs after all 1 hit and your dead. You love cracking jokes even though your brother Papyrus hates them. You avoid conflicts as much as possible considering you don't have a semblance. But o...
