I wake up to see Ruby and Yang staring in shock as I am surrounded by knives and spears I had been dodging in my sleep.
Y/N: What something on my face?
Yang: How. Do. You. Do that?!
Y/N: Dunno just in my bones.
Ruby: Y/N just tell us how you avoided all that while sleeping?!
I shrugged as I turned to the side and ducking avoiding several spears and caught one coming for my head.
Y/N: It's just a piece of cake.
Timeskip brought to you by everyone being shocked as Chibi Chara Undyne and Asriel attack Chibi Y/N but he avoids all of it.
Yang: So you seem awful chipper this morning!
Ruby: Yep! No more awkward small talk or getting to know you I get to let my sweeheart do all the talking!
Ruby said as she pulled Creasant Rose out of her locker and hugged it.
Yang: You're not the only one doing innitiation you know. If you wanna grow up you'll have to meet new people and learn to work together.
Ruby: Ughhh you sound like Dad! Okay first of all what does meeting people have to do with fighting? And seccondly I dont need to meet people to grow I drink milk!
Y/N: I drink milk too but I'm still prettt short.
Ruby: Ahhh! Where'd you come from?!
Y/N: Getting some ketchup.
I say drinking the ketchup as Yang looks at me confusedly.
Yang: I don't think that's a good idea-
I shrugged as we went back to the past topic.
Yang: What about when we form teams?
Ruby: I don't know I'll just be on yours or uh Y/N's team.
Yang: Maybe you should try being on someone else's team?
Yang asked playing with her hair.
Y/N: I ditto that.
Ruby: Dear sister and freind are you implying you don't want to be on the same team as me?
Y/N: Yes exactly.
I say sarcastically as Yang elbows me in the side but I side step avoiding it.
Yang: What? No of course we do! I was just thinking it could help you break out of your shell!
Y/N: Good save.
Ruby: What?! I don't need to break out of my shell!! Thats absoloutly-!
Jaune: Rediculous!
Jaune said walking between us. I shrugged continuing to listen to the arguement making occasional smart remarks.
I stooped focusing and watched as Jaune was launched into the wall. We walked towards him Ruby started helping him up.
Yang: Having some trouble there lady killer?
Jaune: My dad said all women look for is confidence. Where did I go wrong?
Y/N: Snow angle probably wasn't the best option. Weiss queen would've went better.
Ruby: Come on Jaune let's go.
Timskip brought to you by Chibi Y/N and Yang making puns.
I stood there on the platform not really listening to Ozpin nor Goodwitch. I jammed my hands in my hoodie pockets. Other students were launched from the cliff. Jaune started answering questions. Yang winked at me and Ruby before getting launched and cheering before me and Ruby are launched.
Jaune: So what exactly is a landing strateg-!
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The weak bonehead (Yang x Othertale Sans reader) volume 1
ActionYou are a skelleton a weak one at that. Laziness has its costs after all 1 hit and your dead. You love cracking jokes even though your brother Papyrus hates them. You avoid conflicts as much as possible considering you don't have a semblance. But o...
