Y/N's POV
I walked into the auditorium with Ruby Jaune and Asriel. I suddenly feel a knife at my throat.
Y/N: Ah nice to see you haven't changed a bit kiddo
Chara: Since when did you start going to combat school... comedian.
Y/N: Since last week I didn't really want to but that Proffesor Ozpin has a pretty strong backbone.
Chara and Asriel groaned at my pun as I chuckled and realized Ruby and Jaune were gone. Ozpin began talking but I didn't really pay attention after he fineshed I shrugged.
Y/N: Anybody else pay attention to a word he said?
Chara: Nope.
Azzy: Not a thing
Y/N: Same tho I hope they have a band here.
Chara: Sans...No
Y/N: Cuz I wanna play the...
Azzy: Sans!
Y/N: Trom-BONE
I chuckled as Chara threw a knife at you but you stepped out of the way.
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Azzy and Chara throwing knives at Chibi Y/N.
I woke up to see Ruby and some ho- hold yorself together Y/N!! And some blondie walk towards me.
Y/N: Yo Rubes, yo Blondie.
Ruby: Hey Y/N.
Blondie: Hi I'm Yang. Ruby's older sister!
Y/N: Well I'm Y/N but some people call me Sans cause I'm humerous!
I said knocking on one of my funny bones as Ruby groans and Yang chuckles.
Y/N: So Yang how's it Yanging?
Yang laughed as Ruby groaned some more.
Y/N: Heh.. tough crowd maybe tougher than my skin.
Ruby: Okay! You can stop now!!
Yang: We're gonna get along just fine Sans.
Y/N: Well I hope so I am Sansational!
Yang: You wanna come with us and meet some new people?
Y/N: Sure better than Yanging around and sleeping.
Ruby: Y/N! Stop!
Y/N: Oh no funny bone than? Alright I'll stop.... For now.
I leaned back as a spear and a knife fly right in front of my face. I shrug as I stand up winking at Chara and Undyne.
Y/N: The fish warrior and the kid sure love throwing sharp objects.
Ruby: HOWDIDYOUDODGETHAT?!?!
Y/N: Kinda just seccond nature. It's in my bones!
I ducked and caught a knife that flew over my head before standing up straight and throwing it backwards.
Chara: I'm gonna hit you one day Y/N!!!
Y/N: You couldn't even hit me in my sleep kid!
Yang: Okay tell us your secret!
Y/N: Y'know skelletons never tell their secrets.
You stood to the side and watched as Ruby and Yang introduced themselves to bow girl now known as Blake.
Yang: It's a lovley night isn't it?
Y/N: It's tibia real it's kinda bonely.
Ruby and Blake groaned at your joke while Yang just giggled.
Blake: Yes it's almost as nice as this book that I will continue to read as soon as you leave.
Y/N: I think that's our 'bow' to leave.
I imitated a bow with my fingers as I started to walk off before Yang grabbed my arm and pulled me back. Ruby asked Blake about the book.
Weiss came back and started yelling at Ruby and Weiss and Yang start arguing.
Y/N: Welp time for some shut eye-socket.
I joke walking away as Blake cuts the light on the candle making the room go black.
YOU ARE READING
The weak bonehead (Yang x Othertale Sans reader) volume 1
AcciónYou are a skelleton a weak one at that. Laziness has its costs after all 1 hit and your dead. You love cracking jokes even though your brother Papyrus hates them. You avoid conflicts as much as possible considering you don't have a semblance. But o...
