The Losers Chat

Chapter Two

Losers Club
[Today at 6:56 am]

Red Hawt : so

Red Hawt : plans?

Red Hawt : costumes?

Trashmouth : Profit?

Billiam : What?

Red Hawt : halloween

Red Hawt : you uncultured fool

Stanley U. : It's

Stanley U. : 6:30

Stanley U. : surely this can wait

Red Hawt : NEVER

Red Hawt : also stanley wake the fuck up

Stanley U. : No

Billiam : let him sleep

Red Hawt : lame

[Trashmouth changed Stanley U.'s name to Sleepy Boi]

Red Hawt : cute

Red Hawt : Toaster what are you dressing as?

Trashmouth : Sexy something

Spagheddie : so normal

Trashmouth : ???

Red Hawt : oh my

Billiam : Did you just

Sleep Boi : did you just call Richie sexy?

Spagheddie : that was an insult

Spagheddie : like he puts a sexy outfit on

Spagheddie : but richie make it un sexy

Spagheddie : you know

Spagheddie : PEMDAS

Sleepy Boi : pretty sure you just called Richie sexy

Spagheddie : werent you asleep?

Trashmouth: well flirting aside, I'm not really sure what to go as

Spagheddie : I wasn't fucking flirting with you trashmouth

Spagheddie : also go as a zombie so your black eye blends in

Mike H. : Y i k e s

Trashmouth : let a man forget his mortal wound eds

Spagheddie : wtf?

Red Hawt : Eddie!!!

Red Hawt : what are you going as?

Spagheddie : you think my mom would let me celebrate Halloween?

Spagheddie : Fuck no.

Trashmouth: :(

Trashmouth : need me to convince her?

Spagheddie : absolutely not.

Spagheddie : I'm staying home and sleeping.

Sleepy Boi : Same.

Trashmouth : What?

Red Hawt : No!

Red Hawt : You guys have to come celebrate with us!

Trashmouth : Get candy and watch scary movies!

Spagheddie : Fuck no

Spagheddie : do you know how easy it is to drug candy?

Spagheddie : Or put razor blades in it?

Spagheddie : or get kidnapped

Spagheddie : Or just get a straight up cavity from the candy