Chapter Three

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Losers Club
[Today at 2:36 pm]

♥w♥ <3 : DECK

♥w♥ <3 : THE HALLS

♥w♥ <3 : WITH BALLS OF JOLLY

Himbo : wot

Trashmouth : more like dick the halls am I rite bois

Stabley : It's Boughs of Holly.

♥w♥ <3 : ITS ALMOST

♥w♥ <3 : CHRISTMAS

Himbo : oh

Spagheddie : Ben's one of those people.

♥w♥ <3 : IT'S TIME TO GET READY FOR CHRISTMAS

Red Hawt : idk about u but im getting ready for next halloween

Stabley : Fuck Christmas.

Himbo: pls say sike rn.

[Stabley changed their name to Jewish Spice]
[Jewish Spice changed the group chat name to The Losers Club]

Himbo : Opinions on thanksgiving?

FARM ME UP DADDY : Fuck Thanksgiving.

FARM ME UP DADDY : Wait.

[FARM ME UP DADDY changed their name to Farm Lad]

Farm Lad : Better.

Trashmouth : I'm with you, Stanley.

[Trashmouth changed their name to Jesus]

Jewish Spice : No.

[Jewish Spice changed Jesus's name to Trashdon't]

Trashdon't : wow, creative.

Red Hawt : wait I want to join in.

[Red Hawt changed their name to Baeverly]

Baeverly : There

Himbo : can I change my name or am I forever Himbo?

Baeverly : You will forever be a Himbo, spiritually.

Himbo : Thanks?

[Himbo changed their name to Billtch]

Baeverly : snrk


Stan the Man (Stanley U.) >>> Richie T.
[Today at 3:05 pm]

Stan the Man : So,

Stan the Man : are we going to talk about what happened?

Richie T. : No, Stan, I'm not gonna tell you about sex with Eddie's mom.

Stan the Man : Hilarious.

Stan the Man : I meant about you having a panic attack yesterday.

Richie T. : I did? I feel like I'd remember having a panic attack.

Stan the Man : Funny how that happens.

Stan the Man : Richie, I've seen you vomit, almost choke to death on milky ways, snickers and soda all in one breath.

Stan the Man : You can talk to me. I would never judge you.

Richie T. : first of all, that was for a dare

Stan the Man : that wasn't even meant for you.

Richie T. : slander

Richie T. : but Coolio, I'll keep that in mind.

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