explosivebro: you are literally already downstairs
just check please
i'm asking you nicLeY
dummystupid: use that strong body of yours and get the fuck up
also i know we're just texting but i can sense the hostility through the phone
explosivebro: whatever
did you check?
dummystupid: no
explosivebro:
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/b r u h/
i'm callin yo stoopid ass
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you had already started texting a reply but before you could send it, katsuki's face popped up on your screen, requesting a facetime.
"shit balls." you pushed the green button. "wassup homie g." you greeted.
through the tiny electronic device, you could see your brother laying on his stomach with an arm propped under his chin. "why are you like this." he dryly asked.
"you love me." you grinned.
he just stared at you and slowly blinked.
"ight, chill, i'm checking." you lazily swung yourself off the couch.
you heard him sigh heavily after you got up. "lazy fat fuck."
"listen man." you defended. when you reached the kitchen you opened the freezer that was located above the fridge. surprise, surprise, there was no more. "who's fat now?" you flipped the camera view so katsuki could see that there wasn't any frozen bread left.
he groaned and plopped his head down on his arm in distraught.
"i would be laughing but you seem genuinely upset." you switched the camera back towards you.
the blonde's crimson eyes peeked out from behind his arm. your view of him tilted a little bit as if he lost his grip on the phone and almost dropped it.
