"EYE , oh my god.. this is his NUMBER."
"who's number?" i hear a distant voice say
"omg merly it's no one. shaking my head. you're so involved . déjame en paz."
"omfg ok pendeja i'll leave you alone. don't say i didn't warn you" says merly
"????"
anyways i'm going to sleep. gn sparky :3 i whisper
"buenas noches" says sparky
i sleepily walk up the stairs holding my blankie uwu nuzzles.
i jump on the bed and immediately fell asleep.
"alright girls remember to stay hydrated!" i hear an enchanting voice say.
"YOU! you're finally in my room shaped like an ass! it took you ages to get here! HAAHA!"
"wh- what. who are you?" i say confused
"maam, im the one and only RUPAUL! i'm your guardian angel. i can only speak to you in the form of a dream (or nightmares tehee)"
this is a continuation of your FIRST dream of me
"what do you want from me?" i ask confused x2
"well you see, i'm afraid you're in deep trouble, that boy, the one who gave you his number, he's going to disappoint you, the same way pickles in asmr did." says rupaul reassuringly.
"well that's no surprise, i'm use to it at this point :)"
i say in hopelessness
"well dear, i'm just here to warn you-"
says rupaul as his voice begins to fade away into the sound of my alarm clock ringing.
i get a text message from pissa which luckily interrupted my alarm clock.
INSTAGRAM-
vrtual.pissa: good morning whore, stream fka twigs
oh my god she's right.
i immediately begin to stream fka twigs while i get ready for school.
RING RING RING
i walk to my first class again, mr n'zoth, he looked more depressed than usual.
"TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO WHEN THE WORLD USE TO BE PANGEA THE WORLD BROKE APART, FORMING THE EXISTENCE OF THE CURRENT CONTINENTS, THUS GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS MADE,
he became the first president of the united america.
he was a pisces, and a strong leader nonetheless."
n'zoth spoke as if he had ages of phlegm in his throat, and like he smoked twenty cigarettes before lecturing.
i was practically falling asleep during his lecture of george washington, until i see a familiar face walk in,
it was pissa.
pissa walks in with her iphone 12+ in one hand, and a pink drink starbucks drink in the other. & her gucci shades on. she walked with class, like naomi campbell.
"hey whore" she looked down at me like the peasant that i am.
"so did you stream fka twigs?"
"uhhh, yeah actually lol. her music is like, really good."
"yah, i know, that's why i told you to stream it. i have good taste."
she sho did
"so, i'm late, what are you guys learning about? did i miss anything important?"
"no...not really, he's just rambling about george washington, i think he might have a small crush on him teheheheheee" i say
"oh, LOL i wouldn't know, i bet you're wondering why i was so late to class today ;)" says pissa
"uh, sure?? why?" i say
"oh well, i was talking to an old friend of mine, he'll be living at this school!! omg im so excited" says pissa in excitement
"oh that's great" i smile, "will he be in this class?"
YOU ARE READING
Eyeliner In Asmr
FanfictionMia is a girl that is DONE with high school relationships, she just wants to spends her last two years of high school having fun. Little did she know, she would find herself in the most complicated love square in high school history.
