Swimming laps through pool water
Heated like I'm underworld
Hide my tattoos in Shibuya
Police think I'm of the underworld
How you looking up to me and talking down?
what happened
the song started fading away as i gained consciousness again, my vision began getting clearer and i awoke in,,,, an office?
bruh
where.... am i ? i get up from the cold, stable floor and on my feet.
i take a seat on a chair next to me and look around
the chair spun around revealing the principle, miss bella thorne
"Mia Aguacate, do you know why you've been sent to my office?? i'm afraid you've committed a terrible crime" said miss thorne
"wh,,, I DIDNT DO ANYTHING?? WHY ISNT JASON ASMR HERE INSTEAD OF ME?? HE THREW HIS PLATE OF FOOD ONTO ANDROMEDA! HE DESERVES PUNISHMENT. NOT. ME. CAN I JUST GO TO CLASS PLEASE? IVE HAD A LONG DAY."
"understandable, but you're not actually in trouble, someones here to speak to you... maybe i should've made that clearerer.." explained bella thorne
"oh........."
holy shit bitch r u dumb
"so who is it?"
"no other than rupaul himself." she points at the door
the door BURTS OPEN REVEAL RUPAUL FROM RUPAULS DRAG RACE SEASONS 1-12
i gasp in amazement
HOLY SHIT SHJDDJHSHDHDJ
"yes dear, it's me, rupaul, i'm going to be your counselor (for now tehehe) im sure you've seen me before, have you not?"
"......no lol" i ponder
"well, you will soon, please follow me into my office shaped like an ass, if that's okay with you miss thorne."
"oh of course, mister rupaul."
i walk into rupauls office
"now dear, the main culprit of all of this is jason, right?"
"i believe so, he just threw his lunch at andromeda, then everyone just started hitting one another lol"
"i'll get to the bottom of this, there has to be a deeper meaning, why else would he throw such good nutrients away and put it to waste?"
"good point, thank you rupaul, i hope this mess gets resolved"
"the sooner the better dear, now please go to class :)"
"thanks rupaul"
i spent most of my time in rupauls office, which meant i missed two of my classes, so i went to katyas class.
"PARTYYYYY"
i enter katyas class & apparently there was a party going on? i see joan & ezekiel talking in a corner so i walk toward them, "hoi guys, what y'all talm bout cuz" "omg you're finally back are u ok?" asks joan concerned
"yuh" says eze
"omg after eze knocked me out i woke up in principal thornes office."
"oh wow, chile you fainted for a whole two hours"
"ik, so what y'all doing"
"we having a party, idrk y, katya just wants to party" says eze
"guys i think i'm in my flop era tbh"
"oh nooo why would you say that" says joan
"bruh" says ezekiel
"i cant keep a man...."
"it's okay nobody can" says joan as he plays 12 beaches by lana del rey
suddenly i get a phone call
RING RING RING
i pick up the phone and hear pissa on the other line
"girl remember that guy i told you about? the one that's gonna live here???"
"yeah what about it"
"THEYRE COMING OVER TONIGHT.... their name is Strap on"
"ohhh like the lesbians.... that's so camp"
"ikr.... anyway r u ok after that fight that happened earlier? i have like 3000 stitches bc of joan... tell him i'm getting payback"
"eye"
pissa abruptly hangs up
"sus......" i think to myself
***LUNCH TIME***
"i see your faggot ass walking in your tight pants.... trying to say you want a man bitch you is a fucking man" hi my name is eli i'm new here. says eli walking out of a trash can.
"ummm hi?"
i spot andromeda a mile away and walk toward them i see that they have a bruised eyeball.
"oh my god andre r u ok? i swear ima fight jason's bitchass. burritos won't be the only thing he'll be eating"
"uh yeah i'm ok....i still don't understand why he beat me up though? he said my skating sucks? oh and he also asked me why i'm talking to you?
what's that all about"
"girl idk i don't even know the guy.... we hooked up in the halls the first day of school we're not even official like..... who pissed on his towel...."
"man i don't know... but i'm not going to stop talking to you just because jason is possessive.... you're my friend now"
not him friend zoning me chile. i think in thought
i see gaviota and dumbo approaching me
"heyy mia how's ur head from that accident earlier" says gaviota
"did u see me beat brockles ass.... that's what he gets for existing.
"yeah mia r u ok" asks dumbo
"i'm fine guys really... i spoke with rupaul everything's fine. i wonder where all my other friends are.
THE BELL RANGS RINNG RINNGG
it was now time for me to leave the school
as i'm getting in my car i hear a distant voice
"GUUUURL WAAAAAAAIT-"
it was pissa and she was not alone
i turn around from my car
"mia thank goodness u didn't leave.... i wanted to introduce you to the person i was talking to u about earlier. meet strap on"
"hai.... i'm strap on ..... i'm from colorado."
"omg it's so nice to see you strap on . pissas told me all about you."
"i'm glad....." says strap on in a bjork accent
"we'll keep talking tomorrow we should probably go now...." says pissa in mcdonald's worker.
"yeah sounds good. bye guys"
i drive back to my home contemplating what a long day i've had. i hope tomorrow is a better day for me.
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Eyeliner In Asmr
FanfictionMia is a girl that is DONE with high school relationships, she just wants to spends her last two years of high school having fun. Little did she know, she would find herself in the most complicated love square in high school history.
