A Summoner's Bond (discontinued)

Bond 2: Katsuragi

Narrator: A few days later, the police were investigating some suspicious activity. The criminals that have been robbing, and stealing stuff from the bank have been using machine guns.

*I start walking back home from the crime scene with my mask on*

Oreo:"Damn...so these guys would be a problem if we can't take of them."

Oreo(mind):So how am I gonna take care of guys like that?

*The stone starts glowing, and Asuka appears*

Asuka:"I can help you out with those guys, Oreo-master."

Oreo:"Sorry, Asuka. I don't really want people who are armed like that shooting at you."

Asuka:"I-I can take them!"

*The stone starts glowing again, and Katsuragi appears. She doesn't waste anytime to start groping Asuka's breasts*

Asuka:"Ah! Katsu?!"

Katsuragi:"Hehe...why did you leave me in the stone, Asuka? You wanted to see your boyfriend?"

Asuka:"I-I just wanted to help Oreo-master with this problem."

Katsuragi:"Oh yeah, all I heard was some guys got big guns, and are doing bad things. If you need  my help I could-"

Oreo:"Nope, I refuse."

Katsuragi:"Huh?! Damn, instant reaction too."

Oreo:"You're gonna mess around too much."

Katsuragi:"Look, you need someone to take care of those guys? Which girl here is the very definition of kicking ass?"

Oreo:"Homura."

Katsuragi:"That's right, it's me...Wait, what?!"

Oreo:"Oh, on second thought..."

Katsuragi:"You're gonna say someone else, are you?"

Oreo:"Yagyu would be a great shielder against those guns."

Katsuragi:"Called it, I see how it is, Oreo."

Oreo:"But...we're talking literally kicking their ass? The it's definitely you...or Ayane."

Katsuragi:"Finally! You agree with me for once."

Oreo:"Well...there's always one think we can always agree on..."

*I look towards Asuka*

Katsuragi:"Hehe...I see you're a man of culture as well."

Oreo:"Wow, about a month or two since you got transported here, and you're already learning about memes...impressive."

Katsuragi:"You underestimate my power."

Oreo:"Ok! That's enough of the references."

Katsuragi:"Fine."

Asuka:"?...What just happened?"

Oreo:"Katsuragi is going with me to take out those robbers. Sorry, Asuka..."

Asuka:"Oh no, it's ok. As long as you're happy."

Katsuragi:"Aw...don't go, Asuka!"

*Asuka disappears before Katsuragi could do anything else*

Oreo:"Phew...alright then."

Katsuragi:"Right, time to go kick some ass!"

Oreo:"First, we've got figure out where they are."

Katsuragi:"Then we kick their asses."

Oreo:"Pretty much."

*Katsuragi carries me to a roof top, and I take out a device I got from the police*