A Summoner's Bond (discontinued)

Bond 19: Ryōbi

Narrator:It's been a couple of days since the night with Murasaki. I've been having such a nice morning routine, I sure was shocked when this happened.

Oreo:*Yawns* "!"

*As soon as I open my eyes, I get hit in the head with a pillow*

Oreo:"Ugh! What the hell?!"

Ryōbi:"Wake the hell up!"

*I get hit by the pillow again, and I sit up from my bed*

Ryōbi:"About damn time."

*I check my phone*

Oreo:"It's Saturday! Why the hell do I need a pillow slapping alarm?!"

Ryōbi:"There's no way in hell that I'm gonna let  sleep in."

Oreo:"Ugh..."

*Ryōbi throws the pillow at me, but I block it with my arm*

Oreo:"Nice try with that one."

*Ryōbi pulls out her sniper, and aims it at me*

Oreo:"Whoa! What the hell?! Alright, fine. You win!"

Ryōbi:"Good."

Oreo:"Ugh..."

Ryōbi:"You're gonna have to deal with me for the whole day, hehehe..."

Oreo(mind):This is gonna be a fun day...

Oreo:"Yay..."

*I hear Ryōbi's sniper click*

Oreo:"Alright! Today is Ryōbi's day."

Ryōbi:"I'm getting a day named after me. P-Plus, it's just for the day. I never said the 'full day'."

Oreo:"Ugh...ok, you get to bug me until the sun goes down."

Ryōbi:"Repeat that again?" *Click*

Oreo:"I mean I get to treat you for the whole day, isn't that great?"

Oreo(mind):No, it isn't great.

Ryōbi:"Good, now what are we having for breakfast today?"

Oreo:"Ugh...do I really have to make something?"

Ryōbi:"Yes! You are my master after all. You have to provide for me."

Oreo(mind):You girls have been providing for me!

Oreo:"Alright fine. What do you want 'princess'?"

*I get punched in the face*

Ryōbi:"Call me princess again, I fucking dare you."

Oreo:"...Noted."

Oreo(mind):This is abuse...

Oreo:"So what do you want then?"

Ryōbi:"Lets go to a restaurant!"

Oreo:"For breakfast?!"

Ryōbi:"Is there a problem?"

Oreo:"Ugh..."

*Ryōbi and I went to a restaurant for breakfast*

Oreo:"..."

Ryōbi:"..."

Oreo(mind):I'm having more fun not speaking to her than her speaking to me.

*We finish eating breakfast, and head back to my house*

Ryōbi:"Erg...you're always this quiet?"

Oreo:"Depends on the person I'm with."

Ryōbi:"Well, sucks. You're with me whether you like it or not."