Shuyang: What if I figure out how to smoke a cow
Mingrui: How tf do you smoke a cow?????
Shuyang: You light its tail on fire and suck the smoke out of the mouth
Shuyang: I don't know how those glass smoking things work but I do know that you suck the smoke out of one end and light the other end on fire
Hanyu: It's 2AM
Hanyu: Why are you still awake children
Y/n: You can try to smoke a cow tomorrow
Y/n: Now go to sleep I'm really tired
Shuyang: What if you lit the cows dick on fire and sucked the butt?????
Xinlong: Go to sleep!
Xinlong: Y/n won't turn off her phone if she keeps getting notifications
Xinlong: I wanna sleep!
Zihao: Let's test your theories tomorrow Shuyang
Zihao: I'll video tape it while you try to figure out how to smoke a cow
Zeyu Has Kicked Shuyang Mingrui and Zihao from the chat
Xinlong: Thank you
Zeyu: Go tf to sleep bish
Y/n: Uno reverse card
Xinlong: I will kiss you if you don't turn off your phone right now He Y/n
Hanyu: I will take all your guy's phones of you don't turn them off
Y/n: Okay ciw smoker
Y/n has changed Hanyu's name to Cow Smoker
*This was an actual conversation I had with my friends. My friend, that shamelessly flirts with me so that I could do the same with her, wanted to smoke a cow so she started talking about it during band lol*
