The Two Idiot Assassins

Part 2

-------Yori's POV-------

"Do I really have to come too?" I sighed. "Of course you have too! Who else would come with me?" Kai shouted. 

It has only been a couple of days since our last job, and Kai already wants to go do another activity. But this time he wants to go skiing, and if you don't know, I suck at skiing.

-------Memory-------

"Come on Yori, you can do it! Just go slowly and you won't crash into a tree." I looked down the slope where my skiing instructor was standing, and I put my pointer up to show her I was going to go in a second. 

"Okay, you can do it. Just relax. You'll be fine, just go slow," I whispered to myself. I took my ski poles and slowly pushed myself closer to the edge of the slope, I got closer and closer and closer until, my skis slid of the top of the hill and I started to ski, well sort of.

As I went down the hill the wind slashed my face, and my legs turned into noodles. I was trying to slow down but my legs didn't want to, so I ended up slipping, and I fell on my face and started to summer-salt down the hill. On my way down the hill while summer-salting, I hit a bump and then I flew up in the air screaming bloody hell.

When I finally landed I went off the ski path and crashed down a different slope with many rocks and trees. The first tree I luckily managed to dodge, but after that I crashed into the rest of the trees and rocks.

-------Many more trees and rocks later-------

"Ow! Shit! Ah! My head! Owowow! Oof!" I groaned, as I hit all the trees and rocks. When I looked up, I saw that there was a clear path coming up with no rocks and trees. As I made my way to the clearing, I hit more trees, and in one spot that hurt worse than the others.

"I hate skiing!" I screamed. Right after I screamed that I crashed into a pile of snow. "Urf I fant bweath! Halp!" I said, while wiggling in the pile of snow as I spoke gibberish. I shook my whole body as fast as I could in attempt to escape, but instead my head went deeper into the pile.

After about two more minutes the snow let go of me, and I was free! "Yay! I'm finally free," I panted to myself, as I was sitting on the ground. 'Let's try to stand,' I said in my head. I shakily stood up, and right when I thought I could stand, I fell down landing on my face.

Even though I fell, I did not give up. (*Cough* Bad *Cough* Choice) 

So I tried to stand up again. I fell.

Tried again. I fell.

Tried again. I fell.

And after ten minutes of trying to get up I heard sirens, and someone calling my name. "Yori! Yori, where are you?!" the voice screamed. "H-here. I'm here," I stuttered while trying to shout. A few minutes later, I saw my instructor with a group of what it seemed to look like rescue workers or something like that.

When they reached me they started to ask me many questions, like 'Do you feel any pain, and where?' 'Can you stand up?' 'Try bending your legs.' I looked up at all of them and then fainted.

-------End of Memory-------

So that's why I am not looking forward to going skiing with Kai. I mean come on. Which idiot even came up with skiing? All you do is put sleds on your feet and go down a hill, what's the fun in that?

"Hey, are you okay? You haven't been answering me in the past three minutes. Hello-o-o?!" Kai said, as he waved his hand in front of my face. "Oh, y-yeah, I'm fine. But do we have to go? Can we please just go a different time?" I responded. 

When I told him this, he gave me his death stare that I rarely got and said, "You will come, and if you resist I will taser you and then drag you there." I just looked up at him shocked at what he said and screamed, "You have no power over me!" He smirked and answered, "You sure about that?" I put my hands on my hips and stared at him. "I will not go and that is final," I shouted.

*Tizz* I felt my body give way, and I fell to the ground. "Haha! You should see the look on your face. Did you really think you were going to get out of this? Okay now that you cant't move lets put you in the car and go," Kai laughed at me. 

"You are the worst human being on the face of the planet," I told Kai angrily. He just smiled then responded, "Aw, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me." When he said that I just glared and scowled at him. 

I watched as Kai bent down, and grabbed my arm, and started to drag me across the floor to the garage. "Hey! I'm going to get a floor burn! Set me down!" I shouted angrily. "I'd rather be pecked to death by a flock of hummingbirds," he grinned.

When we finally got to the garage Kai opened up the back trunk of our car. "What are you doing? What do you need to put in the back?" I asked him confused. "Your going in the back." At first I didn't understand what he meant, but when I did I started screaming, "No! Why can't you just put me in a seat like a normal person?!"                                                                                                               Kai looked down at me with his creepy face saying, "Because it will be funny."

-------Time Skip [After skiing] Kai's POV-------

I looked over at Yori laying in his hospital bed, while he glared at me. "How are you feeling?" I exclaimed, breaking the awkward silence. "I think you broke my fingers," Yori scowled. "Well, better your fingers than your face," I remarked. "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong," he sarcastically responded.

There was more silence for about three minutes until Yori broke the silence this time."You're not my favorite person today," he scoffed. "I'm not your favorite person on any day," I laughed. "When I get out of the hospital you are going to buy me anything I want." "What! Why! What did I do?!" I yelped. "Excuse me. Do you remember who put me in this bed, well you did," Yori said with a hint of sass in his voice. "Actually, the doctors put you in that bed," I commented.

"You are such an idiot! Even so, you are still going to buy me anything I want," Yori screeched.

Well that's it for chapter 2. Hoped you liked it, and if some of you can please comment to give me feedback. I appreciate the comments and votes! Thank You!