"She's about to BOOTY RAPE ME with a FORK!"
"I will shove this so far up your ass it'll come out of your ear if you don't give me fucking ketchup."
"I was getting dressed and this big dude comes up behind me and he says, "Hey bro, you got a nice ass." and I just stopped bending over."
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Random Quotes from Me and my Friends
HumorIt's just random shit me and my friends say. Enjoy us being absolutely stupid :)
