"I will make it illegal to piss without a permit."
"I am eating sushi and suffering."
"I'm sewing my uterus shut so I don't pee."
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Random Quotes from Me and my Friends
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"I will make it illegal to piss without a permit."
"I am eating sushi and suffering."
"I'm sewing my uterus shut so I don't pee."