[insert 69 joke here]
"Ya know what? I'm NOT gonna be nice to my friends."
"I wanna fuck a demon so that when I go to hell and everyone else is screaming, I'll be fine because I got some demon dick and I'm used to this shit. Or WAIT!!! Demon pussy."
"I bought a disposable camera and when I turned it on it made the cloaker noise from payday and I was worried that some glowing eyes Sam Fischer looking dude was gonna leap over a Toyota to drop kick me in the jaw."
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Random Quotes from Me and my Friends
HumorIt's just random shit me and my friends say. Enjoy us being absolutely stupid :)
