You: *Walks up to crush.* Hi!
Crush: Hey/Hi/Hello/Sup?/Get away from me you creep.
You: Are you my daddy?
(Possible conclusion #1) Crush: No...
You:.PLEASE BE MY DADDY. I'M ONLY SEVEN AND I'M LOST!
Crush: No...
You: *Cry. Sob. Walk away.*
(Possible conclusion #2) Crush: Yes.
You: Damn. *Walks away.*

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