You: *Walks up to best friend.* Hi!
Friend: Hi/Hey/Sup?/Any other damn greeting.
You: I got married.
Friend: To who?
You: To ___________ (Insert your best friend's crush's name)
WARNING: This may back fire. You may be teased a little.
I know this from personal experience...

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