you hesitate then answer "hecc yea thats why im famous r u dumm"
he turns around and leans in and whispers "im both" then proceeds to club you with a platter of cheese
you scream "use more force male parental unit"
then bill nye, upon hearing your screams enters the room
he throws an anemometer at danny and rushes to your side
danny stumbles back and bill asks you if youre okay
you mumble "daijobu" and then scream "waTcH oUt bIll"
YOU ARE READING
danny devito and bill nye x you
Fanfictioncontext:you are famous and at an award ceremony you meet danny devito you ask him the question "are you a bottom?" also:there is cursming so beware NAUR WHO OUT HERE READING THIS I WROTR THIS LIKE 2 YEARS AGO AT 3 AM PLEASE 😭😭 i swear im not this...