A Moana Tale: A Hero to All (Fan-Fiction)

The Kookie-duke Ocean

I told her to turn back, I told her. She didn't listen and now my hook is broken. One thousand years to get my hook back and in less than a few days it's in worse shape than being an idol on the back of that beady-eyed little bottom trotter. What was she thinking? I had T'acha right where I wanted her. I can't believe after all this time she would have so little faith me. I thought we were closer than that I taught her to sail for God's sake.

A geyser of water shot from the ocean below. Maui scrambles his winds to avoid being struck by the water. He gusts hard to the left flying past the rogue spout.

"Now you have a problem with me. Great! Like you weren't already Kookie-dukes enough," says Maui.

Another geyser launches up into the air. Maui flanks hard to the left. Several more spouts burst into the air this time they spiral in random from all three sides. Maui transforms into his human and chops through the geyser ahead of him then quickly turns into a large blue whale. The flanking spouts bend in mid-air and follow Maui down toward the water. Maui crashes into the water. His whale form implodes a large vertical burst of water into the air canceling the flanking geysers that were following him. 

"Ha! Now I'm in the water. You can't hurt me now," says Maui.

A fish swims right into the eye of Maui. He whines in his whale form.

"A fish in my eyeball, nice," says Maui.

Another fish swims right into his nose. Maui breaths through his gills and breathes again until he shoots the fish out of his blowhole. The pressure from his release forces Maui to crash into a canyon on the ocean floor. 

"Is that all you got. Fishes in my eye ball's and up my nose," says Maui.

First Moana now the ocean. See, my hook gets broken and nothing is ever the same. I couldn't get my parents to accept now I can't even get something as simple as the ocean to respect me. It's useless I'm just nothing without my hook. 

Maui uses his tail to back drift from the coral canyon side. As particles of different color corals sway off of Maui's large blue surface a body of fish comes into view. The body looks like a blue whale but displays a frowny face.

"What are you looking at?" asks Maui.

The school of fish remains in a frowny-face formation fanning their little fins in unison.

"I see what's going on here," says Maui. 

A blue light flashes but for a  second before Maui turns into a shark. Maui swims around the school of fish at top speeds and bursts through the frowny-face formation. The body of fish separate and then congregate into smaller formations mirroring Maui's shark form. The five fish bodies all where a creepy-smiling formation. Maui glares at them with disgust.

"Tch...I do not smile like that," says Maui, as he smiles really big and smoldering, "This is how I smile."

The school of fish remains in formation. They all swim just a little closer. Maui transforms again this time into a little clownfish. 

"Argh!" says the bodies of fish, as their faces turn from creepy smiles into concerning circular awe looking faces. Think of something bad happening and that's the face you make when it happens, yes, that look.

"Sorry, wrong fish," says Maui. He changes form again into a slightly larger fish with a colorful appeal in different armaments. "Ha! Top that."

The school's of fish break up into just fish now. From five into hundreds they change. Long and sleek bodies with uniquely elongated snouts. Their dorsal fins and spinal fins resemble those of marlin but much smaller.

"Barracuda's!" says Maui, as the look on his face drops and ironic degree. "I see you tricked me into transforming into something smaller so...I could be...uh-oh." 

A large ocean fist breaks through the school of barracuda fish. Maui flies backward over an ocean floor vent. A vortex of water swooshes and swishes around Maui. It shakes him all around. Maui's tongue hangs out of his fishy mouth as the pressure from the vortex pushes him up toward the surface at high speed. As Maui breaks the surface he transforms into a giant eagle. The spiraling vortex twirls him around so hard his wings protrude through the water and suck him back in before he can get out a flap.

"Oh, come...on," says Maui, as he gargles against the vortex. 

A storm brews overhead. Large dark clouds converge on the vortex as it pushes Maui closer to the sky. Maui loses his breath and changes into his human form. 

Maui gargles against the vortexes endless watery explosion, "I am the demi-God of Wind and Sea...now...STOP!" 

The vortex spits him out toward the darkest of grey clouds. Thunder rolls in the distance and clouds highlight their dangerous potential. 

"That's better," says Maui.

Tattoo Maui pokes Maui in the chest. Maui looks down as Tattoo Maui who gets struck by ink lightning. Tattoo Maui stands back on his rock in the middle of his inked-ocean and points up.

"Go back to my armpit you inky skin rash I'm flying out of here," says Maui. 

Maui grabs the base of his hook to transform, "Giant ea...guulll!" A massive lightning bolt hits Maui. The impact knocks the hook from his hand. 

Great, falling out of the sky again. I'm going to be so mad...if I...if I - wake up. 

A giant wave swallows Maui whole his hook splashes in after him. Maui blacks out under the weight of the current and gets swept away from his hook. Tattoo Maui spins in circles on Maui's peck as he is carried away by the underwater current.