A World on Fire

Lucifer

Sitting on the throne that makes you the king of the most unwanted speices, doesn't make you an idiot. It does however make you the fallen right handed man of God. And damn if God wasn't a stuck up peice of shit then I would be ruling the Heavens. However God didn't fall to my hand, I fell to his. Then once I fell in primodial ages, my fall pushed me so far underground I reached the core of the Earth. Once I was at the bottom I met the shitiest race of all times. Demons small human like creatures, that spoke in grunts. They could do noting that was of use to me, or so I thought. They evolved to become the demons that you here of in stories. Large scaly creatures that breath fire and eat human souls. I like hell, but I also like Florida, and parts of the world that are tropical. So while I do enjoy my job in hell, Earth was far preferable to hell.

"Your lowness, the sins are here to see you. They are demanding  that you are there to hear their demands" Orson yelled.

Orson was my son, my true son. Not as the sins claim they are, all they really are, are self instated bitches that were there when I fell to Hell. But the real pains are the three major disorder avatars.  They are the leaders of the sins, and it is painful to here them out. Always arguing that they shouldv'e gotten more souls from the Black Death, or World War Two. And even though I banish, and kill them they always seem to come back. 

"Send them in" I yelled.

Beezlebub walked in, behind him Asmodeus, and next to Asmodeus was Mammon. Beezlebub made humans suffer, Mammon made them corrupt, and Asmodeus took them away. But all three of them are nothing more than pawns in the greater game that celestails play.

"Lucifer" Beezlebub butchered on his forked tounge "We are here to discuss a proposal, we need more souls, and common chaos isn't enough any more. People die at such a low rate that we are losing are repiton as avatars"

"Self instated avatars" I retorted.

"Damn you Lucifer, you know better than anyone that we are the three most fitted to rule when you pass on." Beezlebub yelled.

" And yet you are bargianing with me, seems kind of weak for the future king of hell." 

" We are propsing" Beezlebub said not letting loose his rage " that we take over the Earth".

"Beezlebub, you aren't the first that has wanted to do this. And the reason that right now we don't have the Earth, is beacuse the princes of hell are retarded" I yelled. Such an etertained idea though taking over the world. God and his army of angles protect the home of the mortals. And other older threats walk the earth. 

The avatars of disorder left, as good pieces of shit should, without arguments. But I toyed with the thought of world domination. With people worried about COVID-20, heaven split by a new archangle, and the old ones being hunted by people, now was the time to strike. The army of demos was out numbered 70 to one. Even an angel agianst a tank were odds I wasn't willing to take. But if I avoided getting my hands dirty, then I could win without a fight, I thought to myslef. And so I found a way to kill two birds with one stone.