Mermaids and the Vampires who Love Them *my version*

Chapter 3

I was tugged down below the waves by my captor. Hey! That's so unfair. I opened my eyes and realized staring face to face with me was a shark. Several of them circled around me. "Shut up and get lost," i growled at them in Sharkarian, the native shark language. "Who are you and what are you doing in our territory?" One of them asked, and from what I can see *gross* was gripping Pierce's leg. Hey! Pierce Jerkey is NOT ON THE MENU! I sent them a water current making them tumble away, and opened my wings and flew away. Awesome! At least my clothes are waterproof. Damn! Today we have classes. I grab my book bag that was floating nearby and took off swiftly and silently. I saw Pierce trying to be resuscitated by a mermaid. What's her name? Waverly? Never mind them, i don't wanna be late for headmaster Crumpet. He can roast you to a crisp. Literally. Hey! Turns out i was early. AWESOME TELEPORTING POWERS! "Here," headmaster Crumpet motions to a fluff chair next to him. It was fluffy. Students began to file in like a tsunami. "What happened?" Headmaster Crumpet asks. I answer him as innocently as I can "Shark attack." He nods his head thoughtfully. Shelly Sharkweather, the girl from Pacifica, was sprawled on some hot gods. I'm referring to HOT in SHELLY'S PERSPECTIVE. I cant be swayed by gods. They are my friends, gods. I know (literally) everything that was to be taught at West Marin Heights because I have studied them before hand. I mean, what harm can it possibly do? "We are gathered here..." Headmaster Crumpet droned on and on and on. "And Mirianne Sienna Lilly will be my Personal Teacher's Assistant." Sweet.