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Mario Kart

*Germany finally comes homes*

Poland: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*many Es later*

Poland: DAD YOU'RE HOME REEE

Germany: bish do I look like yo dad

Italy: GUYS I HAVE MARIO KART

Italy: LET'S INVITE THE THE OTHER EUROPEANS 

Germany: Wait wut-

Italy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

*time skip*

Germany: Where is everyone? they should be here by now-

Austria: *Dragging Switzerland by the foot* I sMelL MArIO KarT

Germany: AHHHH-

Switzerland: MAgiCaL FUcKinG SpaRKLeS

Poland: You guys do drugs? DID YOU BRING SOME?

Germany: Polen, no-

Switzerland: ITaLY i knOw YOuR SeCREt

Italy: What secret?

Switzerland: ...

Italy:...

Everyone:...

Switzerland: I aM a SOcCEr bALl

Brazil: *Proceeds to chain saw the wall to bits* DId I heAR soCCeR BalL?!

Germany: You're not a European, get ou-

Italy: NUUUU THE BOOTIFUL WALL

Brazil: *laughing*

France: *looks up from casually texting Briton* Fucking hell....