Mario Kart (2)

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by julydunot

by julydunot

France: oooooooooo can I join?

Germany: Nein

France: TROP MAUVAISE SALOPE!!

Germany: Wen nennst du eine Schlampe?!

Briton: Take a fucking chill pill you fucking retards

America: Thats my line you faggot

Switzerland: WHatS a FAgGOt?

Everyone:...

Everyone to Austria: WHO TOUCH DA CHILD-

Russia: I

HAVE

ICE CREAM!!!!!

Germany: America get the fuck out of here you're not european

China: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING SLENDERMAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

China: *Grabs a machine gun and proceeds to fire straight ahead of him for the next 20 seconds*

America: HEY THATS MINE

India: WELL THEN DON'T FUCKING LEAVE IT LYING AROUND

America: When did you get here?

India: Brazil fucKING DRAGGED ME HERE

India: *Proceeds to pull a sword out of nowhere and chase Brazil*

Brazil: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

South Korea, who stole Marisa's mini-Hakkero: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Everyone: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is called "what you do when you're bored."