Random Shit Bc I'm In The Car Or At A Family Gathering

Wow you guys sucks

Sam
Hi

Taurtis
Where the frick were u

Sam
Having a date. Why?

Grian
When did you get a girlfriend

Carly
It's a husband dumbass

Sam
Me and my husband were eating lunch when someone burst in through the door causing me to jumped and broke the chandelier

Rowan
HOW DO YOU JUMP THAT HIGH?

Sam
Idk

Okami
Rabbits don't even jump that high..

Yuki
But what if he's not an ordinary bunny hybrid 👀

Carly
What if I tell you all that Sam's a god

Sam
I would kill you but I won't ditch my date rn

Taurtis
Rip

Silly
Hey Sam I see u

Sam
Oh lmao hi there

Dom
I'm wondering if the England's palace has a golden dumpster

Carly
Oh we actually do. But that's for the raccoons Sam decided to keep

Grian
Wtf why would Sam keep raccoons?

Carly
..

Nature habits

He loves animals

Yuki
But he's an animal?

Carly
Only his husband

In bed

Taurtis
how does he survive-

Carly
He doesn't

He just accepts his fate that he won't be able to walk for a whole year

Sam
When ur husband is a bara and he's giant as fuck

Even the dick is

Carly
Haha can't relate

Sam
That's bc ur husband-wife has a vagina

Carly
Bro stfu

Dad Bot
Listen here Carly, I will not tolerate you saying the words that consist of the letters 's h u t  u p' being said in this server, so take your own advice and close thine mouth in the name of the christian minecraft server owner.

Taurtis
Who the fuck

Sam
Dad bot

Rowan
WHAT DOES THAT DO

Sam
Makes dad jokes, keeps you discipline and shit dads do

Rowan
I FIND THIS HELPFUL

Taurtis
oh no

Carly
Hey so have I told u guys Sam's being fucked rn

Silly
Wait but he's in the mall

Carly
Exactly

Grian
No

Don't even

Carly
He's being fucked in the bathroom

Okami
Silly get home right now!!

Silly
But I'm out with Sookie and Soul-

Okami
Fine but do not go to the bathrooms!

Sookie
But Mrs Okami. Sam's a male

Carly
Did u think Sam would be in the girl's bathroom lmao

Okami
I-

Uh

I'll be right back

Sam
I can't walk

Carly
Want me to fetch u and Red?

Sam
Please do